“Yes,” Lady Olivia said.
“Ah, poor me,” Sebastian said, changing the subject with startling speed. “I see Mrs. Smythe-Smith signaling to me. I must find her Viola.”
“Does she play as well?” Lady Olivia asked, her eyes clouding with confusion. And perhaps a little worry.
“I do not know,” Sebastian replied, “but she clearly anticipated the future of her progeny. Viola is her darling daughter.”
“She plays the violin,” Harry put in.
“Oh.” She seemed amused by the irony. Or maybe just puzzled. “Of course.”
“Enjoy the dancing, you two,” Sebastian said, giving Harry a quick glance of positively evil intent.
“There is dancing?” Lady Olivia asked, looking somewhat panicked.
Harry took pity on her. “It is my understanding that the Smythe-Smith quartet will not be playing.”
“How…nice.” She cleared her throat. “For them. So they can dance, of course. I’m sure they would like to.”
Harry felt a little spark of mischief (or was it menace?) wiggling through him. “Your eyes are blue,” he commented.
She threw him a startled glance. “I beg your pardon?”
“Your eyes,” he murmured. “They’re blue. I thought they might be, given your coloring, but it was difficult to tell from so far away.”
She froze, but he had to admire her adherence to purpose as she said, “I’m sure I don’t know what you are talking about.”
He leaned in just enough so that she would notice. “Mine are brown.”
She looked as if she were about to make a retort, but instead she blinked, and almost appeared to be peering at him more closely. “They are,” she murmured. “How odd.”
He wasn’t sure whether her reaction was amusing or disturbing. Either way, he wasn’t through provoking her. “I think the music is starting,” he said.
“I should find my mother,” she blurted out.
She was getting desperate. He liked that.
Perhaps the evening would turn out to be enjoyable, after all.
Chapter Five
There had to be a way to force the evening to a close. She was a much better actor than Winston. If he could feign a plausible head cold, Olivia decided, surely she could manage plague.
Ode to Plague
By Olivia Bevelstoke
Biblical
Bubonic
Better than leprosy
Well it was. In these circumstances, at least. She needed something not just disgusting; it had to be violently transmissible as well. With history. Hadn’t the plague killed half of Europe a few hundred years ago? Leprosy had never been so efficient.
Briefly she considered the ramifications of putting her hand to her neck and murmuring, “Are these boils?”
It was tempting. It really was.
And Sir Harry, drat the man, looked pleased as punch, as if there were nowhere he’d rather be.
But here. Torturing her.
“Look at that,” he said conversationally. “Sebastian is dancing with Miss Smythe-Smith.”
Olivia searched the room, determinedly not looking at the man next to her, “I am sure she is delighted.”
There was a pause, and then Sir Harry inquired, “Are you looking for someone?”
“My mother,” she practically snapped. Hadn’t he heard her the first time?
“Ah.” He was blessedly silent for a moment, and then: “Does she resemble you?”
“What?”
“Your mother.”
Olivia swung her gaze over to him. Why was he asking this? Why was he even talking to her? He’d made his point, hadn’t he?
He was an awful man. It might not explain the paper and fires and the funny hat, but it explained this. Right here, right now. He was, quite simply, awful.
Arrogant.
Annoying.
And quite a bit more, she was sure, except that she was too flustered to think properly. Synonym retrieval required a far clearer head than she could achieve in his presence.
“I thought to help you look for her,” Sir Harry said. “But alas, we have not met.”
“She looks a bit like me,” Olivia said distractedly. And then, for no reason that she could identify, she added, “Or rather, I look like her.”
He smiled at that, just a little one, and Olivia had the oddest sense that for once he wasn’t laughing at her. He wasn’t trying to be provoking. He was just…smiling.
It was disconcerting.
She couldn’t look away.
“I have always valued precision in language,” he said softly.
She stared at him. “You are a very strange man.”
She would have been mortified, because that was not the sort of thing she normally said aloud, except that he deserved it. And now he was laughing. Presumably at her.
She touched her neck. Maybe if she pinched herself the welt would pass for a boil.
Diseases I Know How To Feign
By Olivia Bevelstoke
Head cold
Lung Ailment
Megrim
Sprained Ankle
The last wasn’t strictly a disease, but it certainly had its useful moments.
“Shall we dance, Lady Olivia?”
Like right now. Only she’d thought of it too late. “You wish to dance,” she echoed. It seemed inconceivable that he’d want to, even more inconceivable that he might think she would.
“I do,” he said.
“With me?”
He looked amused-condescendingly so-by the question. “I had thought to ask my cousin, as he is the only person in the room with whom I can claim any familiarity, but that would cause a bit of a sensation, wouldn’t you agree?”