Neith’s eyes widened. “They are dangerous?”
“Horrible,” I agreed. “Oh, they seem small alone, but they always appear in great numbers. Sticky, fattening—quite deadly. There I was, alone with only two quid and a Tube pass, beset by Jelly Babies, when…Ah, but never mind. When the Jelly Babies come for you…you will find out on your own.”
She lowered her bow. “Tell me. I must know how to hunt Jelly Babies.”
I looked at Walt gravely. “How many months have I trained you, Walt?”
“Seven,” he said. “Almost eight.”
“And have I ever deemed you worthy of hunting Jelly Babies with me?”
“Uh…no.”
“There you have it!” I knelt and began tracing on the rampart floor with my wand. “Even Walt is not ready for such knowledge. I could draw for you here a picture of the dreaded Jelly Baby, or even—gods forbid!—the Jacob’s Digestive Cream. But that knowledge might destroy a lesser hunter.”
“I am the goddess of hunting!” Neith inched closer, staring in awe at the glowing markings—apparently not realizing I was making protective hieroglyphs. “I must know.”
“Well…” I glanced at the horizon. “First, you must understand the importance of timing.”
“Yes!” Neith said eagerly. “Tell me of this.”
“For instance…” I tapped the hieroglyphs and activated my spell. “It’s sunset. We’re still alive. We win.”
Neith’s expression hardened. “Trickery!”
She lunged at me, but the protective glyphs flared, pushing back the goddess. She raised her bow and shot her arrows.
What happened next was surprising on many levels. First, the arrows must have been heavily enchanted, because they sailed right through my defenses. Second, Walt lunged forward with impossible speed. Faster than I could scream (which I did), Walt snatched the arrows out of the air. They crumbled to gray dust, scattering in the wind.
Neith stepped back in horror. “It’s you. This is unfair!”
“We won,” Walt said. “Honor your agreement.”
A look passed between them that I didn’t quite understand—some sort of contest of wills.
Neith hissed through clenched teeth. “Very well. You may go. When Apophis rises, I will fight at your side. But I will not forget how you trespassed on my territory, child of Set. And you—”
She glared at me. “I lay this hunter’s curse upon you: someday you will be tricked by your prey as I have been tricked today. May you be set upon by a pack of wild Jelly Babies!”
With that terrifying threat, Neith dissolved into a pile of twine.
“Child of Set?” I narrowed my eyes at Walt. “What exactly—?”
“Look out!” he warned. All around us, the temple began to crumble. The air rippled as the magic shockwave contracted, transforming the landscape back to present-day Egypt.
We barely made it to the base of the stairs. The last walls of the temple were reduced to a pile of worn mud bricks, but the shadow of Bes was still visible against them, slowly fading as the sun went down.
“We need to hurry,” Walt said.
“Yes, but how do we capture it?”
Behind us, someone cleared his throat.
Anubis leaned against a nearby palm tree, his expression grim. “I’m sorry to intrude. But, Walt…it’s time.”
Anubis was sporting the formal Egyptian look. He wore a golden neck collar, a black kilt, sandals, and pretty much nothing else. As I’ve mentioned before, not many boys could pull off this look, especially with kohl eyeliner, but Anubis managed.
Suddenly his expression turned to alarm. He sprinted toward us. For a moment I had an absurd vision of myself on the cover of one of Gran’s old romance novels, where the damsel wilts into the arms of one half-dressed beefy guy while another stands by, casting her longing looks. Oh, the horrible choices a girl must make! I wished I’d had a moment to clean up. I was still covered in dried river muck, twine, and grass, like I’d been tarred and feathered.
Then Anubis pushed past me and gripped Walt’s shoulders. Well…that was unexpected.
I quickly realized, however, that he’d stopped Walt from collapsing. Walt’s face was beaded with sweat. His head drooped, and his knees gave out as if someone had cut the last string holding him together. Anubis lowered him gently to the ground.
“Walt, stay with me,” Anubis urged. “We have business to finish.”
“Business to finish?” I cried. I’m not sure what came over me, but I felt as if I’d just been Photoshopped out of my own book cover. And if there was one thing I wasn’t used to, it was being ignored. “Anubis, what are you doing here? What is going on with you two? And what bloody business?”
Anubis frowned at me, as if he’d forgot my presence. That didn’t do much to help my mood. “Sadie—”
“I tried to tell her,” Walt groaned. Anubis helped him sit up, though Walt still looked awful.
“I see,” Anubis said. “Couldn’t get a word in edgewise, I guess?”
Walt managed a weak smile. “You should’ve seen her talking to Neith about Jelly Babies. She was like…I don’t know, a verbal freight train. The goddess never stood a chance.”
“Yes, I saw,” Anubis said. “It was endearing, in an annoying sort of way.”
“I beg your pardon?” I wasn’t sure which of them to slap first.