"Maybe it's because they know I can't escape? Or maybe having to look at the dude they've been flaying alive every day is punishment for the other students. Either way, I'll take it."
Archer turned back to me, and that familiar grin flashed over his face. "Come on, Mercer. Me, you, the cell ar. What could go wrong?"
CHAPTER 20
A few days later, I found myself back in the cell ar. But this time, I was involved in an activity way more fun than cataloging magic junk.
"What happened to the promise of making out in castles?" I asked as Archer and I pulled back for a breather. I was leaning back against one of the shelves, my hands clutching Archer's waist. Over his shoulder, there was a jar of eyeballs staring at me, and I nodded toward it. "Because, see, things like that? Kind of a mood killer."
He glanced at the jar and then turned back to me, waggling his eyebrows. "Really? I find it has the opposite effect." Giggling, I elbowed him in the stomach and pushed myself off the shelf. "You're sick." He smiled and ducked his head to kiss me again, but I skirted around him. "Come on, Cross, we came down here for a reason, and it wasn't fooling around."
Smirking, Archer folded his arms over his chest. "May not have been your reason, but-" I cut him off. "No. Don't distract me with your sexy talk. We need to search this place, and that spell Elodie did will only last so long." Elodie had swooped into my body at the cell ar door, doing a quick spell to unlock it. She hadn't even looked at Archer, much less said anything. And the second the lock clicked open, she'd vanished.
The smirk disappeared from Archer's face, and he actually looked kind of sull en.
"Are you honestly that bummed about not hooking up right now?" I teased.
But he was deadly serious when he shook his head and said, "It's not that. It's Elodie."
"What about her?"
Archer rolled his eyes. "I don't know, Mercer. Maybe it's that I'm not completely crazy about the ghost of my ex-girlfriend occasionally inhabiting the body of my current girlfriend."
I backed up another step and ran into another shelf. Something fell off and thunked against the dirt floor. "Whoa, I'm your girlfriend now?" Archer shrugged. "We've tried to kill each other, fought ghouls, and kissed a lot. I'm pretty sure we're married in some cultures." Now it was my turn to roll my eyes. "Whatever. Look, the fact of the matter is, I don't have any magic right now. Elodie does. If her occasionally using me as her puppet means that I have powers again, then I'm fine with it. And you should be, too. My body, my ghost, and all that." There was obviously more Archer wanted to say, but in the end, he just nodded and said, "Fine. I'll deal." Something about the way he said that irritated me, but I let it slide. "Okay, so where should we start?" Archer unbuttoned his cuffs and began rolling up his sleeves. "Well, Jenna said Lara's been down here, what? At least three times this week?" I nodded. "Yup. Never brings anything down here with her, never has anything when she comes back up."
"Okay," he said, blowing out a long breath. "So whatever she's doing, she must be using one or more of the artifacts already down here." I glanced around at the jam-packed shelves. "So let me get this straight: She's doing...something. With some stuff. That's somewhere."
"That pretty much covers it, yeah," Archer replied.
"Yay for vague," I muttered, shrugging off my blazer. I tossed it on the nearest shelf and grimaced as a puff of dust and grime rose in the air.
"Ugh, gross. Would it kill the Casnoffs to do the occasional cleaning spell? I swear to God, everything in here is covered with a least an inch of..." My words trailed off as a thought occurred to me. From Archer's sudden grin, he'd apparently had the same idea.
"Bet if you've been using an artifact at least three times a week, it's pretty dust-free," he said.
"So we look for the least disgusting shelf. Easy enough."
Or at least that's what I thought. For about twenty minutes, Archer and I walked around each and every case, looking at every slot. I saw a few items I recognized from cell ar duty (a red piece of fabric, some vampire fangs in a jar), and some things I was pretty sure I'd only ever seen in nightmares. What I didn't see was a clean shelf. Even the artifacts themselves were covered in dust, which was weird. Because they were magic, the items in the cell ar moved around by themselves all the time. They usually didn't have time to gather...A thought suddenly occurred to me.
I stood on my tiptoes to look over the bookcase. "Cross."
His head popped up a few shelves over. "What?"
"Check out the magic crap."
He shot me a look. "Oh, is that what we're supposed to be doing? Because I've just been drawing hearts and our initials in the dirt."
"Hilarious," I deadpanned. "What I mean is, why are all the jars and boxes and stuff covered in dust, too? I mean, they move around all the freaking time, right? They shouldn't be in one place long enough to get dusty."
"Good point." Archer's eyes scanned the shelf in front of him for a moment before he said, "Here we go," and pulled out a large glass jar.
Inside, I could just make out a pair of white gloves. I remembered them; they flew, and Archer and I had once spent nearly half an hour chasing them around the cell ar. It had taken both of us to force the gloves into that jar.
Now Archer unscrewed the lid and dumped the gloves on top of the shelf. They lay there, completely still, and I couldn't shake the feeling that they'd died.
Archer moved to another shelf, and after some rummaging around, pulled out an old drum, its skin mildewed and ripped. "There's no magic left in this either," he said, holding it up for me to see.
Turning in a circle, I took in all the magical knickknacks, feeling their...well, quietness. "There's no magic in any of them," I told Archer. "Can magic just...drain out?"