I turned to Sussman and sighed. “Nobody appreciates my inability to appreciate their situation. Could you please talk some sense into him?”
Garrett stood by his truck, stewing over the fact that I hadn’t followed him to it like a groveling puppy.
“Davidson!” he yelled over the hood.
“Swopes!” I volleyed, mocking the long-standing tradition of referring to comrades by their last names. I looked back at my lawyers. “Meet us at my office later.”
Sussman nodded, then glared at Mr. I’m Not Dead as a Doornail in August.
Elizabeth walked beside me to Garrett’s truck. “Can I sit beside the hunk?”
I graced her with the biggest smile I could conjure. “He’s all yours.”
Chapter Three
Never knock on death’s door.
Ring the doorbell then run. He totally hates that.
—T-SHIRT
Garrett broke a cold pack, shook it, then tossed it to me as he swerved onto Central. “Your face is lopsided.”
“I was hoping nobody would notice.” I winked at Elizabeth, who sat between us, a fact I neglected to mention to Garrett. Some things were better left unsaid.
Garrett turned an irritated gaze on me. “You thought nobody would notice? You pretty much live in your own little f**ked-up reality, don’t you?”
“Damn,” Elizabeth said, “he doesn’t pull any punches.”
“You pretty much annoy me and thus can kiss my ass,” I said. To Garrett, not Elizabeth.
There’s a certain responsibility that comes with having a name like Charley Davidson. It brooks no opposition. It takes shit from no one. And it lends a sense of familiarity when I meet clients. They feel like they know me already. Sort of like if my name were Martha Washington or Ted Bundy.
I looked in the side mirror at the black-and-white following us to the address where Detective Robert Davidson, from an anonymous tip, believed there might be another victim. Uncle Bob got lots of anonymous tips. Garrett was starting to put it all together.
“So, you’re his omnipotent anonymous source?”
I gasped. “Do you kiss your mother with that mouth? Though I do like the omnipotent part.” When Garrett just glowered, I answered, “Yes. I’m his anonymous source. Have been since I was five.”
His expression turned incredulous. “Your uncle took you to crime scenes when you were five years old?”
“Don’t be ridiculous. Uncle Bob would never have done that. He didn’t have to. My dad did.” When Garrett’s jaw fell open, I chuckled. “Just kidding. I didn’t have to go to crime scenes. The victims always found their way to me without my help. Apparently, I’m bright.”
He turned away and watched the pinks and oranges of the New Mexico sunrise ribbon across the horizon. “You’ll have to forgive me if I don’t fall for it.”
“Um, no, I don’t.”
“Okay,” he said in an exasperated voice, “if this is so real, tell me what my mom was wearing at her funeral.”
Great. One of those. “Look, most likely your mom went elsewhere. You know, into the light,” I said, wiggling my fingers to demonstrate. “Most everyone does. And I don’t have the secret decoder ring for that plane of existence. My all-access pass expired years ago.”
He snorted. “That’s convenient.”
“Swopes,” I said, finally gathering the courage to press the cold pack to my cheek. Pain shot through my jaw as I reclined my head against the rest and closed my eyes. “It’s okay. It’s not your fault you’re an ass**le. I learned a long time ago not to tell people the truth. Uncle Bob shouldn’t have said anything.” I paused for a response. Receiving none, I continued. “We all have a certain knowledge about how the universe works. And when someone comes along and challenges that knowledge, we don’t know how to deal with it. We aren’t hardwired that way. It’s difficult to question everything you’ve ever thought to be true. So, like I said, it’s not your fault. You can believe me or not, but whichever you choose, you’re the one who has to deal with the consequences. So make your decision wisely, grasshopper,” I added, the nonswollen side of my mouth curving into a grin.
When I didn’t get one of his trademark comebacks, I opened my eyes to see him staring at me. It was through Elizabeth, but still … We sat idling at a stoplight, and he was using the time to analyze me with his super skiptracer senses. His gray eyes, striking against his dark skin, sparkled in curiosity.
“Green light,” I said to break his spell.
He blinked and pressed the gas pedal.
“I think he likes you,” Elizabeth said.
Since I hadn’t told Garrett she was sitting there, I tossed her an abbreviated version of my death stare. She chuckled.
We drove a few more blocks before Garrett asked the ten-thousand-dollar question: “So who hit you?”
“Told ya,” Elizabeth said.
I ground my teeth and winced as I maneuvered the cold pack lower. “I was working on a case.”
“A case hit you?”
I heard an inkling of the old, non-asshole Garrett. “No, the case’s husband hit me. I was keeping him busy while the case boarded a plane to Mexico City.”
“Don’t tell me you got involved in a domestic abuse situation.”
“Okay.”
“You did, didn’t you?”
“Yep.”