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"Well, what did she expect?" Honey asked.

"That I'd let her keep them - that I'd let her fly the way Peachy did!

Or - what do you suppose she suggested? - that I cut them off now."

"Well, what was her idea in that?" Billy's tone was the acme of

perplexity.

"That as long as I wouldn't let her keep them after she had attained her

growth, she might as well not have them at all."

Billy laughed. "That's a woman's reasoning all right, all right. Why, it

would destroy half Angela's charm in my eyes. That little fluttering

flight of hers, half on the ground, half in the air, is so lovely, so

engaging, so endearing - - . But of course letting her fly high would be

- ."

"Absurd," Ralph interrupted.

"Dangerous," Honey interpolated.

"Unwomanly," Pete added.

"Immodest," Billy concluded.

"Well, thank God it's all over," Ralph went on. "But, as I say, I give

up guessing what's changed her, unless it's the principle that constant

dropping wears away the stone. Oscar Wilde had the answer. They're

sphinxes without secrets. They do anything that occurs to them and for

no particular reason. I get along with, them only by laying down the law

and holding them to it. And I reckon they've got that idea firmly fixed

in their minds now - that they're to stay where we put them."

Honey wriggled as if in discomfort. "Seems to me, Ralph, you take a

pretty cold-blooded view of the situation. I guess I don't go very far

with you. Not that I pretend to understand women. I don't. My system

with them is to give them anything they ask, within reason, of course,

to keep them busy and happy, buy them presents, soft-soap them, jolly

them along. I suppose that personally, I wouldn't have minded their

flying a little every afternoon, as long as they took the proper care. I

mean by that, not to fly too far out to sea or too high in the air and

never when we were at home, so long, in short, as they followed the

rules that we laid down for them. You fellows seem to have the idea if

we let them do that we'd lose them. But if there's one general

proposition fixed more firmly in my nut than any other, it is that you

can't lose them. But of course I intend always to stand by whatever

you-all say."

"I don't know," Billy burst in hotly, "which of you two makes me sickest

and which is the most insulting in his attitude towards women, you,

Ralph, who treat them as if they were household pets, or you, Honey, who

treat them as if they were dolls. In my opinion there is only one law to

govern a man's relation with a woman - the law of chivalry. To love her,

and cherish her, to do all the hard work of the world for her, to stand

between her and everything that is unbeautiful and unpleasant, to think

for her, to put her on a pedestal and worship her; to my mind that sums

up the whole duty of man to woman."