"I've assigned you a ringtone," the Watcher said in satisfaction.
"Didn't think you Watchers liked us lesser beings contacting you."
"In an emergency."
"Is that your way of saying something bad's gonna happen, and I'll need to call you?"
"No, ikir," the Watcher said, looking up. "But in case it does …"
"Right," Damian said, not amused by the cryptic responses.
"Will you tell your team captains I may visit them?"
Despite his suspicion, Damian chuckled. "You can stop with the basketball analogies. You mean Dusty and Jule?"
"My apologies, ikir. I wanted to explain things to you in a way you'd be able to understand."
"Yeah, we're all idiots here on planet earth."
The Watcher smiled in response, and Damian knew well enough his kind truly thought themselves superior.
"I'll tell them not to kill you on sight, if that's what you're asking," Damian continued. "But I'll warn you as well: if you speak in riddles to Dusty, he'll cut your heart out. And Jule may smile at you, but you better disappear fast if you tell him something he doesn't like."
"I understand," the Watcher said. "I want only the opportunity to speak to Dusty, if needed. Jule's still on what you might call the otherworldly shit list."
Damian straightened, at his limit with the cryptic nonsense. "Anything else you wanna avoid telling me?"
"No, ikir."
"Walk yourself out." He strode away. He felt the Watcher's presence disappear as he entered the mansion. His phone dinged again, and he glanced down.
Thank u, ikir.
"Just when things were complicated enough," he muttered and retreated to his study for his evening telecon with Dusty and Jule.
They were both online already, swapping vamp stats.
"Dusty, do I need to send someone to Miami to fix your IT?" he asked as a message popped upon his screen.
"You know he's a techno-phobe," Jule said. "Still using stamps and envelopes."
I prefer the personal touch to this e-shit, Dusty typed.
"Hey, there's something I need to tell you guys," Damian said grimly. "The Watchers are in town, and they may be dropping by to visit."
There was a pause in activity before Dusty's Uh-oh.
"You have no idea," Damian said. "We'll talk when you're in town. Whatcha got for me tonight?"
*****
"Okay, ikira, what do you See?"
She tentatively touched Pierre's outstretched arm. He took his place on the sparring field, and Grande leaned close to her.
"He'll win in seven moves," she told him.
"Pierre for the kill," Grande said, handing Han one from the wad of dollars in his hand.
"This is working too well," Han said, eyeing her.