The Amateur Gentleman - Page 108/395

Yawning, Barnabas opened drowsy eyes, and saw that here and there

were houses in fair gardens, yet as they went the houses grew

thicker and the gardens more scant. And now Barnabas became aware of

a sound, soft with distance, that rose and fell--a never-ceasing

murmur; therefore, blinking drowsily at Mottle-face, he inquired

what this might be.

"That, sir, that's London, sir--cobble-stones, sir, cart-vheels, sir,

and--Lord love you!"--here Mottle-face leaned over and once more

winked his owl-like eye--"but 'e ain't mentioned the vord 'walise'

all night, sir--so 'elp me!" Having said which, Mottle-face vented a

throaty chuckle, and proceeded to touch up his horses.

And now as one in a dream, Barnabas is aware that they are threading

streets, broad streets and narrow, and all alive with great wagons

and country wains; on they go, past gloomy taverns, past churches

whose gilded weather-cocks glitter in the early sunbeams, past

crooked side-streets and dark alley-ways, and so, swinging suddenly

to the right, have pulled up at last in the yard of the "George."

It is a great inn with two galleries one above another and many

windows, and here, despite the early hour, a motley crowd is gathered.

Forthwith Barnabas climbs down, and edging his way through the throng,

presently finds Peterby at his elbow.

"Breakfast, sir?"

"Bed, Peterby."

"Very good--this way, sir."

Thereafter, though he scarcely knows how, he finds himself following

a trim-footed damsel, who, having shown him up a winding stair, worn

by the tread of countless travellers, brings him to a smallish,

dullish chamber, opening upon the lower gallery. Hereupon Barnabas

bids her "good night," but, blinking in the sunlight, gravely

changes it to "good morning." The trim-footed maid smiles, curtsies,

and vanishes, closing the door behind her.

Now upon the wall of the chamber, facing the bed, hangs the picture

of a gentleman in a military habit with an uncomfortably high stock.

He is an eagle-nosed gentleman with black whiskers, and a pair of

remarkably round wide-awake eyes, which stare at Barnabas as much as

to say-"And who the devil are you, sir?"

Below him his name and titles are set forth fully and with many

flourishes, thus-LIEUTENANT-GENERAL THE RIGHT HONORABLE THE EARL OF POMFROY,

K.G., K.T.S., etc., etc., etc.

So remarkably wide-awake is he, indeed, that it seems to drowsy

Barnabas as if these round eyes wait to catch him unawares and

follow him pertinaciously about the smallish, dullish chamber.

Nevertheless Barnabas yawns, and proceeds to undress, which done,

remembering he is in London, he takes purse and valuables and very

carefully sets them under his pillow, places Mr. Chichester's pistol

on the small table conveniently near, and gets into bed.

Yet now, sleepy though he is, he must needs turn to take another

look at the Honorable the Earl of Pomfroy, wonders idly what the

three "etc.'s" may mean, admires the glossy curl of his whiskers,

counts the medals and orders on his bulging breast, glances last of

all at his eyes, and immediately becomes aware that they are

curiously like those of the "White Lion" at Tenterden, in that they

are plying him with questions.