The Amateur Gentleman - Page 131/395

In that delightful book, "The Arabian Nights' Entertainments," one

may read of Spirits good, and bad, and indifferent; of slaves of

lamps, of rings and amulets, and talismanic charms; and of the

marvels and wonders they performed. But never did Afrit, Djinn, or

Genie perform greater miracles than steady-eyed, soft-voiced Peterby.

For if the far away Orient has its potent charms and spells, so, in

this less romantic Occident, have we also a spell whereby all things

are possible, a charm to move mountains--a spell whereby kings

become slaves, and slaves, kings; and we call it Money.

Aladdin had his wonderful Lamp, and lo! at the Genie's word, up

sprang a palace, and the wilderness blossomed; Barnabas had his

overflowing purse, and behold! Peterby went forth, and the dull room

at the "George" became a mansion in the midst of Vanity Fair.

Thus, at precisely four o'clock on the afternoon of the third day,

Barnabas stood before a cheval mirror in the dressing-room of his

new house, surveying his reflection with a certain complacent

satisfaction.

His silver-buttoned blue coat, high-waisted and cunningly rolled of

collar, was a sartorial triumph; his black stockinette pantaloons,

close-fitting from hip to ankle and there looped and buttoned,

accentuated muscled calf and virile thigh in a manner somewhat

disconcerting; his snowy waistcoat was of an original fashion and cut,

and his cravat, folded and caressed into being by Peterby's fingers,

was an elaborate masterpiece, a matchless creation never before seen

upon the town. Barnabas had become a dandy, from the crown of his

curly head to his silk stockings and polished shoes, and, upon the

whole, was not ill-pleased with himself.

"But they're--dangerously tight, aren't they, Peterby?" he inquired

suddenly, speaking his thought aloud.

"Tight, sir!" repeated Mr. Barry, the tailor, reproachfully, and

shaking his gentleman-like head, "impossible, sir,--with such a leg

inside 'em."

"Tight, sir?" exclaimed Peterby, from where he knelt upon the floor,

having just finished looping and buttoning the garments in question,

"indeed, sir, since you mention it, I almost fear they are a trifle

too--roomy. Can you raise your bent knee, sir?"

"Only with an effort, John."

"That settles it, Barry," said Peterby with a grim nod, "you must

take them in at least a quarter of an inch."

"Take 'em in?" exclaimed Barnabas, aghast, "no, I'll be shot if you

do,--not a fraction! I can scarcely manage 'em as it is." Peterby

shook his head in grave doubt, but at this juncture they were

interrupted by a discreet knock, and the door opening, a

Gentleman-in-Powder appeared. He was a languid gentleman, an

extremely superior gentleman, but his character lay chiefly in his

nose, which was remarkably short and remarkably supercilious of tip,

and his legs which were large and nobly shaped; they were, in a sense,

eloquent legs, being given to divers tremors and quiverings when

their possessor labored under any strong feeling or excitement; but,

above all, they were haughty legs, contemptuous of this paltry world

and all that therein is, yea, even of themselves, for their very

calves seemed striving to turn their backs upon each other.