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"My dear Sling," said the Viscount, "it is exactly a quarter past

three."

"Oh, is it, b'gad! Well?"

"And at four o'clock I believe you have an appointment with Gaunt."

"Gaunt!" repeated the Captain, starting, and Barnabas saw all the

light and animation die out of his face, "Gaunt,--yes, I--b'gad!--I

'd forgotten, Devenham."

"You ordered your curricle for half-past three, didn't you?"

"Yes, and I've no time to bathe--ought to shave, though, and oh,

damme,--look at my cravat!"

"You'll find everything you need in my dressing-room, Sling."

The Captain nodded his thanks, and forthwith vanished into the

adjacent chamber, whence he was to be heard at his ablutions,

puffing and blowing, grampus-like. To whom thus the Viscount,

raising his voice: "Oh, by the way, Sling, Beverley wants to go with

you." Here the Captain stopped, as it seemed in the very middle of a

puff, and when he spoke it was in a tone of hoarse incredulity: "Eh,--b'gad, what's that?"

"He wants you to introduce him to Jasper Gaunt."

Here a sudden explosive exclamation, and, thereafter, the Captain

appeared as in the act of drying himself, his red face glowing from

between the folds of the towel while he stared from the Viscount to

Barnabas with round eyes.

"What!" he exclaimed at last, "you, too, Beverley! Poor devil, have

you come to it--and so soon?"

"No," said Barnabas, shaking his head, "I wish to see him on behalf

of another--"

"Eh? Another? Oh--!"

"On behalf of Mr. Ronald Barrymaine."

"Of Barrym--" Here the Captain suddenly fell to towelling himself

violently, stopped to stare at Barnabas again, gave himself another

futile rub or two, and, finally, dropped the towel altogether.

"On behalf of--oh b'gad!" he exclaimed, and incontinent vanished

into the dressing-room. But, almost immediately he was back again,

this time wielding a shaving brush. "Wish to see--Gaunt, do you?" he

inquired.

"Yes," said Barnabas.

"And," said the Captain, staring very hard at the shaving brush,

"not--on your own account?"

"No," answered Barnabas.

"But on behalf--I think you said--of--"

"Of Ronald Barrymaine," said Barnabas.

"Oh!" murmured the Captain, and vanished again. But now Barnabas

followed him.

"Have you any objection to my going with you?" he inquired.

"Not in the least," answered the Captain, making hideous faces at

himself in the mirror as he shaved, "oh, no--delighted, 'pon my soul,

b'gad--only--"