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"Gad, yes, that it will, Bev!" added the Viscount. "And, my dear

fellow," he pursued, growing somewhat incoherent because of his

earnestness, "I want to tell you that--that because I--I'm so

deucedly happy myself, y' know, I wish that my luck had been

yours--no, I don't mean that exactly, but what I meant to say was

that I--that you deserve to--to--oh, blister me! Tell him what I mean,

Clemency dear," the Viscount ended, a little hoarsely.

"That you deserve to know a love as great, a joy as deep as ours,

dear Barnabas."

"Exactly!" nodded the Viscount, with a fond look at his young wife;

"Precisely what I meant, Bev, for I'm the proudest, happiest fellow

alive, y' know. And what's more, my dear fellow, in marrying

Clemency I marry also an heiress possessed of all the attributes

necessary to bowl over a thousand flinty-hearted Roman P's, and my

Roman's heart--though tough, was never quite a flint, after all."

"Indeed, sir--he would have welcomed me without a penny!" retorted

Clemency, blushing, and consequently looking lovelier than ever.

"Why--to be sure he would!" said Barnabas. "Indeed, who wouldn't?"

"Exactly, Bev!" replied the Viscount, "she cornered him with the

first glance, floored him with a second, and had him fairly beaten

out of the ring with a third. Gad, if you'd only been there to see!"

"Would I had!" sighed Barnabas.

"Still there's always--the future, y' know!" nodded the Viscount.

"Ah, yes, and with an uncommonly big capital F, y' know, Bev. It was

decreed that we were to be friends by--well, you remember who,

Bev--and friends we always must be, now and hereafter, amen, my dear

fellow, and between you and me--and my Viscountess, I think the

Future holds more happiness for you than ever the past did. Your

turn will come, y' know, Bev--we shall be dancing at your wedding

next--shan't we, Clem?"

"No, Dick," answered Barnabas, shaking his head, "I shall never marry."

"Hum!" said the Viscount, fingering his chin and apparently lost in

contemplation of a fleecy cloud.

"Of that I am--quite certain."

"Ha!" said the Viscount, staring down at the toe of his glossy boot.

"But," continued Barnabas, "even in my loneliness--"

"His loneliness--hum!" said the Viscount, still contemplating his

resplendent boot. "Clemency dear, do you suppose our Barnabas fellow

will be groaning over his 'loneliness'--to-morrow, say?" Hereupon,

the Viscount laughed suddenly, and for no apparent reason, while

even Clemency's red lips curved and parted in a smile.

"But," said Barnabas, looking from one to the other, "I don't

understand!"

"Neither do we, Bev. Only, dear fellow, remember this, 'there is a

destiny which shapes our ends,' and--occasionally, a Duchess." But

here, while Barnabas still glanced at them in perplexity, John

Peterby appeared, bearing a tray whereon stood a decanter and glasses.