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"He is a great figure in the fashionable world, I understand," said

Barnabas.

"He is the most admired Buck in London, sir," nodded his Lordship,

"the most dashing, the most sought after, a boon companion of

Royalty itself, sir, the Corinthian of Corinthians."

"Do you mean," said Barnabas, with his eyes on the distance again,

"that he is a personal friend of the Prince?"

"One of the favored few," nodded his Lordship, "and, talking of him,

brings us back to my honored Roman."

"How so?" inquired Barnabas, his gaze on the distance once more.

"Because, sir, with that unreasonableness peculiar to fathers, he

has taken a violent antipathy to my friend Carnaby, though, as far

as I know, he has never met my friend Carnaby. This morning, sir, my

father summoned me to the library. 'Horatio,' says he, in his most

Roman manner,--he never calls me Horatio unless about to treat me to

the divine right of fathers,--'Horatio,' says he, 'you're old enough

to marry.' 'Indeed, I greatly fear so, sir,' says I. 'Then,' says he,

solemn as an owl, 'why not settle down here and marry?' Here he

named a certain lovely person whom, 'twixt you and me, sir, I have

long ago determined to marry, but, in my own time, be it understood.

'Sir,' said I, 'believe me I would ride over and settle the matter

with her this very morning, only that I am to race 'Moonraker'

(a horse of mine, you'll understand, sir) against Sir Mortimer

Carnaby's 'Clasher' and if I should happen to break my neck, it

might disappoint the lady in question, or even break her heart.'

'Horatio,' says my Roman--more Roman than ever--'I strongly

disapprove of your sporting propensities, and, more especially, the

circle of acquaintances you have formed in London.' 'Blackguardedly

Bucks and cursed Corinthians!' snarls my uncle, the Captain,

flapping his empty sleeve at me. 'That, sirs, I deeply regret,' says

I, preserving a polite serenity, 'but the match is made, and a man

must needs form some circle of acquaintance when he lives in London.'

'Then,' says my honored Roman, with that lack of reasonableness

peculiar to fathers, 'don't live in London, and as for the horse

match give it up.' 'Quite impossible, sir,' says I, calmly determined,

'the match has been made and recorded duly at White's, and if you

were as familiar with the fashionable sporting set as I, you would

understand.' 'Pish, boy,' says my Roman--'t is a trick fathers have

at such times of casting one's youth in one's teeth, you may

probably have noticed this for yourself, sir--'Pish, boy,' says he,

'I know, I know, I've lived in London!' 'True, sir,' says I, 'but

things have changed since your day, your customs went out with your

tie-wigs, and are as antiquated as your wide-skirted coats and

buckled shoes'--this was a sly dig at my worthy uncle, the Captain,

sir. 'Ha!' cries he, flapping his empty sleeve at me again, 'and

nice figure-heads you made of yourselves with your ridiculous stocks

and skin-tight breeches,' and indeed," said his Lordship, stooping

to catch a side-view of his imprisoned legs, "they are a most

excellent fit, I think you'll agree."