The Amateur Gentleman - Page 70/395

Barnabas walked on along the lane, head on breast, plunged in a

profound reverie, and following a haphazard course, so much so that,

chancing presently to look about him, he found that the lane had

narrowed into a rough cart track that wound away between high banks

gay with wild flowers, and crowned with hedges, a pleasant, shady

spot, indeed, as any thoughtful man could wish for.

Now as he walked, he noticed a dry ditch--a grassy, and most

inviting ditch; therefore Barnabas sat him down therein, leaning his

back against the bank.

"Beatrix!" said he, again, and thrusting his hands into his pockets

he became aware of the "priceless wollum." Taking it out, he began

turning its pages, idly enough, and eventually paused at one headed

thus: * * * * * THE CULT OF DRESS.

* * * * * But he had not read a dozen words when he was aware of a rustling of

leaves, near by, that was not of the wind, and then the panting of

breath drawn in painful gasps; and, therefore, having duly marked

his place with a finger, he raised his head and glanced about him.

As he did so, the hedge, almost opposite, was burst asunder and a man

came slipping down the bank, and, regaining his feet, stood staring

at Barnabas and panting. A dusty, bedraggled wretch he looked,

unshaven and unkempt, with quick, bright eyes that gleamed in the

pale oval of his face.

"What do you want?" Barnabas demanded.

"Everything!" the man panted, with the ghost of a smile on his

pallid lips; "but--the ditch would do."

"And why the ditch?"

"Because they're--after me."

"Who are?"

"Gamekeepers!"

"Then, you're a poacher?"

"And a very clumsy one--they had me once--close on me now."

"How many?"

"Two."

"Then--hum!--get into the ditch," said Barnabas.

Now the ditch, as has been said, was deep and dry, and next moment,

the miserable fugitive was hidden from view by reason of this, and

of the grasses and wild flowers that grew luxuriantly there; seeing

which, Barnabas went back to his reading.

"It is permitted," solemnly writes the Person of Quality, "that

white waistcoats be worn,--though sparingly, for caution is always

advisable, and a buff waistcoat therefore is recommended as safer.

Coats, on the contrary, may occasionally vary both as to the height

of the collar, which must, of course, roll, and the number of

buttons--"

Thus far the Person of Quality when: "Hallo, theer" roared a stentorian voice.

"Breeches, on the other hand," continues the Person of Quality

gravely, "are governed as inexorably as the Medes and Persians; thus,

for mornings they must be either pantaloons and Hessians--"

"Hallo theer! oho!--hi!--waken oop will 'ee!"

"Or buckskins and top boots--"

"Hi!" roared the voice, louder than ever, "you theer under

th' 'edge,--oho!"