The Ayrshire Legatees - Page 13/95

In the way of marketing, things are very good here, and considering, not

dear; but all is sold by the licht weight, only the fish are awful; half

a guinea for a cod's head, and no bigger than the drouds the cadgers

bring from Ayr, at a shilling and eighteenpence apiece.

Tell Miss Nanny Eydent that I have seen none of the fashions as yet; but

we are going to the burial of the auld king next week, and I'll write her

a particular account how the leddies are dressed; but everybody is in

deep mourning. Howsomever I have seen but little, and that only in a

manner from the window; but I could not miss the opportunity of a frank

that Andrew has got, and as he's waiting for the pen, you must excuse

haste. From your sincere friend, JANET PRINGLE.

LETTER VII

Andrew Pringle, Esq., to the Rev. Charles Snodgrass

LONDON.

MY DEAR FRIEND--It will give you pleasure to hear that my father is

likely to get his business speedily settled without any equivocation; and

that all those prudential considerations which brought us to London were

but the phantasms of our own inexperience. I use the plural, for I

really share in the shame of having called in question the high character

of the agents: it ought to have been warrantry enough that everything

would be fairly adjusted. But I must give you some account of what has

taken place, to illustrate our provincialism, and to give you some idea

of the way of doing business in London.

After having recovered from the effects, and repaired some of the

accidents of our voyage, we yesterday morning sallied forth, the Doctor,

my mother, and your humble servant, in a hackney coach, to Broad Street,

where the agents have their counting-house, and were ushered into a room

among other legatees or clients, waiting for an audience of Mr. Argent,

the principal of the house.

I know not how it is, that the little personal peculiarities, so amusing

to strangers, should be painful when we see them in those whom we love

and esteem; but I own to you, that there was a something in the demeanour

of the old folks on this occasion, that would have been exceedingly

diverting to me, had my filial reverence been less sincere for them.

The establishment of Messrs. Argent and Company is of vast extent, and

has in it something even of a public magnitude; the number of the clerks,

the assiduity of all, and the order that obviously prevails throughout,

give at the first sight, an impression that bespeaks respect for the

stability and integrity of the concern. When we had been seated about

ten minutes, and my father's name taken to Mr. Argent, an answer was

brought, that he would see us as soon as possible; but we were obliged to

wait at least half an hour more. Upon our being at last admitted, Mr.

Argent received us standing, and in an easy gentlemanly manner said to my

father, "You are the residuary legatee of the late Colonel Armour. I am

sorry that you did not apprise me of this visit, that I might have been

prepared to give the information you naturally desire; but if you will

call here to-morrow at 12 o'clock, I shall then be able to satisfy you on

the subject. Your lady, I presume?" he added, turning to my mother;

"Mrs. Argent will have the honour of waiting on you; may I therefore beg

the favour of your address?" Fortunately I was provided with cards, and

having given him one, we found ourselves constrained, as it were, to take

our leave. The whole interview did not last two minutes, and I never was

less satisfied with myself. The Doctor and my mother were in the

greatest anguish; and when we were again seated in the coach, loudly

expressed their apprehensions. They were convinced that some stratagem

was meditated; they feared that their journey to London would prove as

little satisfactory as that of the Wrongheads, and that they had been

throwing away good money in building castles in the air.