The Ayrshire Legatees - Page 25/95

As yet, we have been to see no fairlies, except going in a coach from one

part of the toun to another; but the Doctor and me was at the he-kirk of

Saint Paul's for a purpose that I need not tell you, as it was adoing

with the right hand what the left should not know. I couldna say that I

had there great pleasure, for the preacher was very cauldrife, and read

every word, and then there was such a beggary of popish prelacy, that it

was compassionate to a Christian to see.

We are to dine at Mr. Argent's, the cornal's hadgint, on Sunday, and me

and Rachel have been getting something for the okasion. Our landlady,

Mrs. Sharkly, has recommended us to ane of the most fashionable

millinders in London, who keeps a grand shop in Cranburn Alla, and she

has brought us arteecles to look at; but I was surprised they were not

finer, for I thought them of a very inferior quality, which she said was

because they were not made for no costomer, but for the public.

The Argents seem as if they would be discreet people, which, to us who

are here in the jaws of jeopardy, would be a great confort--for I am no

overly satisfeet with many things. What would ye think of buying coals

by the stimpert, for anything that I know, and then setting up the poker

afore the ribs, instead of blowing with the bellies to make the fire

burn? I was of a pinion that the Englishers were naturally masterful;

but I can ashure you this is no the case at all--and I am beginning to

think that the way of leeving from hand to mouth is great frugality, when

ye consider that all is left in the logive hands of uncercumseezed

servans.

But what gives me the most concern at this time is one Captain Sabre of

the Dragoon Hozars, who come up in the smak with us from Leith, and is

looking more after our Rachel than I could wish, now that she might set

her cap to another sort of object. But he's of a respectit family, and

the young lad himself is no to be despisid; howsomever, I never likit

officir-men of any description, and yet the thing that makes me look down

on the captain is all owing to the cornal, who was an officer of the

native poors of India, where the pay must indeed have been extraordinar,

for who ever heard either of a cornal, or any officer whomsoever, making

a hundred thousand pounds in our regiments? no that I say the cornal has

left so meikle to us.