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Saving the Lord Chancellor, all the other temporal peers were just as

they had come in from the crown of the causeway--none of them having a

judicial garment, which was a shame; and as for the Chancellor's long

robe, it was not so good as my own gown; but he is said to be a very

narrow man. What he spoke, however, was no doubt sound law; yet I could

observe he has a bad custom of taking the name of God in vain, which I

wonder at, considering he has such a kittle conscience, which, on less

occasions, causes him often to shed tears.

Mrs. Pringle and me, by ourselves, had a fine quiet canny sight of the

queen, out of the window of a pastry baxter's shop, opposite to where her

majesty stays. She seems to be a plump and jocose little woman; gleg,

blithe, and throwgaun for her years, and on an easy footing with the

lower orders--coming to the window when they call for her, and becking to

them, which is very civil of her, and gets them to take her part against

the government.

The baxter in whose shop we saw this told us that her majesty said, on

being invited to take her dinner at an inn on the road from Dover, that

she would be content with a mutton-chop at the King's Arms in London, {2}

which shows that she is a lady of a very hamely disposition. Mrs.

Pringle thought her not big enough for a queen; but we cannot expect

every one to be like that bright accidental star, Queen Elizabeth, whose

effigy we have seen preserved in armour in the Tower of London, and in

wax in Westminster Abbey, where they have a living-like likeness of Lord

Nelson, in the very identical regimentals that he was killed in. They

are both wonderful places, but it costs a power of money to get through

them, and all the folk about them think of nothing but money; for when I

inquired, with a reverent spirit, seeing around me the tombs of great and

famous men, the mighty and wise of their day, what department it was of

the Abbey--"It's the eighteenpence department," said an uncircumcised

Philistine, with as little respect as if we had been treading the courts

of the darling Dagon.

Our concerns here are now drawing to a close; but before we return, we

are going for a short time to a town on the seaside, which they call

Brighton. We had a notion of taking a trip to Paris, but that we must

leave to Andrew Pringle, my son, and his sister Rachel, if the bit lassie

could get a decent gudeman, which maybe will cast up for her before we

leave London. Nothing, however, is settled as yet upon that head, so I

can say no more at present anent the same.