Englishwoman's Love Letters - Page 18/59

Dearest: It has been such a funny day from post-time onwards:--

congratulations on the great event are beginning to arrive in envelopes

and on wheels. Some are very kind and dear; and some are not so--only the

ordinary seemliness of polite sniffle-snaffle. Just after you had gone

yesterday, Mrs. ---- called and was told the news. Of course she knew of

you: but didn't think she had ever seen you. "Probably he passed you at

the gates," I said. "What?" she went off with a view-hallo; "that

well-dressed sort of young fellow in gray, and a mustache, and knowing how

to ride? Met us in the lane. Well, my dear, I do congratulate you!"

And whether it was by the gray suit, or the mustache, or the knowing how

to ride that her congratulations were so emphatically secured, I know not!

Others are yet more quaint, and more to my liking. Nan-nan is Nan-nan: I

cannot let you off what she said! No tears or sentiment came from her

to prevent me laughing: she brisked like an old war-horse at the first

word of it, and blessed God that it had come betimes, that she might be

a nurse again in her old age! She is a true "Mrs. Berry," and is ready

to make room for you in my affections for the sake of far-off divine

events, which promise renewed youth to her old bones.

Roberts, when he brought me my pony this morning, touched his hat quick

twice over to show that the news brimmed in his body: and a very nice

cordial way of showing, I thought it! He was quite ready to talk when I

let him go; and he gave me plenty of good fun. He used to know you when

he was in service at the H----s, and speaks of you as being then "a

gallous young hound," whatever that may mean. I imagine "gallous" to be

a rustic Lewis Carroll compound, made up in equal parts of callousness

and gallantry, which most boys are, at some stage of their existence.

What tales will you be getting of me out of Nan-nan, some day behind my

back, I wonder? There is one I shall forbid her to reveal: it shall be

part of my marriage-portion to show you early that you have got a wife

with a temper!

Here is a whole letter that must end now,--and the great Word never

mentioned! It is good for you to be put upon maigre fare, for once. I

hold my pen back with both hands: it wants so much to give you

the forbidden treat. Oh, the serpent in the garden! See where it has

underlined its meaning. Frailty, thy pen is a J pen!

Adieu, adieu, remember me.