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"Well?" I inquired.

"Well," he continued slowly, "I lifted th' latch, an' give a push

to the door, but it would only open a little way--an inch,

p'r'aps, an' stuck." Here he tapped, and opened his snuff-box.

"Well?" I inquired again.

"Well," he went on, "I give it a gert, big push wi' my shoulder

(I were a fine, strong chap in those days), an', just as it flew

open, comes another flash o' lightnin', an' the fust thing I seen

was--a boot."

"A boot!" I exclaimed.

"A boot as ever was," nodded the Ancient, and took a pinch of

snuff with great apparent gusto.

"Go on," said I, "go on."

"Oh!--it's a fine story, a fine story!" he chuckled. "Theer bean't

many men o' my age as 'as fund a 'ung man in a thunderstorm! Well,

as I tell ye, I seen a boot, likewise a leg, an' theer were this

'ere wanderin' man o' the roads a-danglin' be'ind th' door from a

stapil--look ye!" he exclaimed, rising with some little difficulty,

and hobbling into the hut, "theer be th' very stapil, so it be!"

and he pointed up to a rusty iron staple that had been driven

deep into the beam above the door.

"And why," said I, "why did he hang himself?"

"Seein' e' 'ad no friends, and never told nobody--nobody never

knowed," answered the old man, shaking his head, "but on that

theer stapil 'e 'ung 'isself, an' on that theer stapil I fund

'im, on a stormy night sixty and six year ago come August."

"You have a wonderful memory!" said I.

"Ay, to be sure; a wunnerful mem'ry, a wunnerful mem'ry!"

"Sixty and six years is an age," said I.

"So it be," nodded the Ancient. "I were a fine young chap in

those days, tall I were, an' straight as a arrer, I be a bit

different now."

"Why, you are getting old," said I.

"So 's t' stapil yonder, but t' stapil looks nigh as good as

ever."

"Iron generally wears better than flesh and blood," said I; "it's

only natural."

"Ay, but 'e can't last forever," said the Ancient, frowning, and

shaking his head at the rusty staple. "I've watched un, month in

an' month out, all these years, an' seen un growin' rustier an'

rustier. I'll last 'ee out yet,' I've said to un--'e knows it--'e

've heerd me many an' many a time. 'I'll last 'ee out yet!' I've

said, an' so I will, to--'e can't last forever an' I be a vig'rus

man--a mortal vig'rus man--bean't I?"