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"Good Lord!" exclaimed the Postilion, and fell back a step.

"Well?" said I, meeting his astonished look as carelessly as I

might.

"Lord love me!" said the Postilion.

"What now?" I inquired.

"I never see such a thing as this 'ere," said he, alternately

glancing from me down to the outstretched figure at my feet, "if

it's bewitchments, or only enchantments, I don't like it--strike

me pink if I do!"

"What do you mean?"

"Eyes," continued the Postilion slowly and heavily, and with his

glance wandering still--"eyes, same--nose, identical--mouth, when

not bloody, same--hair, same--figure, same--no, I don't like it

--it's onnat'ral! tha' 's what it is."

"Come, come," I broke in, somewhat testily, "don't stand there

staring like a fool--you see this gentleman is hurt."

"Onnat'ral 's the word!" went on the Postilion, more as though

speaking his thoughts aloud than addressing me, "it's a onnat'ral

night to begin with--seed a many bad uns in my time, but nothing

to ekal this 'ere, that I lost my way aren't to be wondered at;

then him, and her a-jumping out o' the chaise and a-running off

into the thick o' the storm--that's onnat'ral in the second

place! and then, his face, and your face--that's the most

onnat'rallest part of it all--likewise, I never see one man in

two suits o' clothes afore, nor yet a-standing up, and a-laying

down both at the same i-dentical minute--onnat'ral's the word

--and--I'm a-going."

"Stop!" said I, as he began to move away.

"Not on no account!"

"Then I must make you," said I, and doubled my fists.

The Postilion eyed me over from head to foot, and paused,

irresolute.

"What might you be wanting with a peaceable, civil-spoke cove

like me?" he inquired.

"Where is your chaise?"

"Up in the lane, som'eres over yonder," answered he, with a vague

jerk of his thumb over his shoulder.

"Then, if you will take this gentleman's heels we can carry him

well enough between us--it's no great distance."

"Easy!" said the Postilion, backing away again, "easy, now--what

might be the matter with him, if I might make so bold--ain't

dead, is he?"

"Dead--no, fool!" I rejoined angrily.

"Voice like his, too!" muttered the Postilion, backing away still

farther; "yes, onnat'ral's the word--strike me dumb if it ain't!"

"Come, will you do as I ask, or must I make you?"