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"Then I wish you good-day!"

"But--just think--a 'undred guineas is a fortun'!"

"It is!" said I.

"Come, think it over," said the Postilion persuasively, "think it

over, now!"

"Let me fully understand you then," said I; "you propose to pay

me one hundred guineas on behalf of your master, known heretofore

as Number One, for such information as shall enable him to

discover the whereabouts of a certain person known as Her, Number

Two--is that how the matter stands?"

"Ah! that's 'ow it stands," nodded the Postilion, "the money to

be yours as soon as ever 'e lays 'ands on 'er--is it a go?"

"No!"

"No?"

"No!"

"W'y, you must be stark, starin' mad--that you must--unless

you're sweet on 'er yourself--"

"You talk like a fool!" said I angrily.

"So you are sweet on 'er then?"

"Ass!" said I. "Fool!" And, dropping my hammer, I made towards

him, but he darted nimbly to the door, where, seeing I did not

pursue, he paused.

"I may be a hass," he nodded, "an' I may be a fool--but I don't go

a-fallin' in love wi' ladies as is above me, an' out o' my reach,

and don't chuck away a 'undred guineas for one as ain't likely to

look my way--not me! Which I begs leave to say--hass yourself,

an' likewise fool--bah!" With which expletive he set his thumb

to his nose, spread out his fingers, wagged them and swaggered off.

Above me, and out of my reach! One not likely to look my way!

And, in due season, having finished the horseshoe, having set

each tool in its appointed place in the racks, and raked out the

clinkers from the fire, I took my hat and coat, and, closing the

door behind me, set out for the Hollow.