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"And I think--that you are manifestly drunk," said I, "if you

still wish to fight, for any sum--no matter how small--put up

your hands; if not, get out of my road." The craggy one stepped

aside, somewhat hastily, which done, he removed his hat and stood

staring and scratching his bullet-head as one in sore perplexity.

"I seen a many rum goes in my time," said he, "but I never see so

rummy a go as this 'ere--strike me dead!"

So I left him, and strode on down the hill. As I went, the moon

shot out a feeble ray, through some rift in the rolling clouds,

and, looking back, I saw him standing where I had left him beneath

the gibbet, still scratching his bullethead, and staring after me

down the hill.

Now, though the whole attitude and behavior of the fellow was

puzzling to no small degree, my mind was too full of my own

concerns to give much thought to him indeed, scarce was he out of

my sight but I forgot him altogether; for, what with my weariness,

the long, dark road before and behind me, and my empty pockets, I

became a prey to great dejection. So much so that I presently

sank wearily beside the way, and, resting my chin in my hands, sat

there, miserably enough, watching the night deepen about me.

"And yet," said I to myself, "if, as Epictetus says--'to despise

a thing is to possess it,' then am I rich, for I have always

despised money; and if, weary as I am, I can manage to condemn

the luxury of a feather bed, then tonight, lying in this grassy

ditch beneath the stars, I shall slumber as sweetly as ever I did

between the snowy sheets." Saying which, I rose and began to

look about for some likely nook in the hedge, where I might pass

the night. I was thus engaged when I heard the creak of wheels,

and the pleasant rhythmic jingle of harness on the dark hill

above, and, in a little while, a great wagon or wain, piled high

with hay, hove into view, the driver of which rolled loosely in

his seat with every jolt of the wheels, so that it was a wonder

he did not roll off altogether. As he came level with me I

hailed him loudly, whereupon he started erect and brought his

horses to a stand: "Hulloa!" he bellowed, in the loud, strident tone of one rudely

awakened, "w'at do 'ee want wi' I?"