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"An impertinent young jackanapes!" said he; "damnation, I think

I'll pull your nose!"

"Why, you may try, and welcome, sir," said I; "though I should

advise you not, for should you make the attempt I should be

compelled to throw you out of the window."

At this moment the pretty maid appeared, and tendered him the

bill with a curtesy. He glanced at it, tossed some money upon

the table, and turned to stare at me again.

"If ever I meet you again--" he began.

"You'd probably know me," I put in.

"Without a doubt," he answered, putting on his hat and buttoning

his befrogged surtout; "and should you," he continued, drawing on

his gloves, "should you stare at me with those damned, impertinent

fishes' eyes of yours, I should, most certainly, pull your nose

for you--on the spot, sir."

"And I should as certainly throw you out of the window!" I nodded.

"An impertinent young jackanapes!" said he again, and went out,

banging the door behind him. Glancing from the window, I saw him

catch up with the other two, and all three walk on together down

the road. Sir Jasper was in the middle, and I noticed that his

hands were still deep in his pockets. Now, as I watched their

forms getting smaller and smaller in the distance, there grew

upon me a feeling that he who walked between would nevermore come

walking back.

And, in a little, having knocked out my negro-head pipe upon my

palm, I called for and settled my score. As I rose, the pretty

chambermaid picked up my knapsack from the corner, and blushing,

aided me to put it on.

"My dear, thank you," said I, and kissed her. This time she

neither shrieked nor ran from the room; she merely blushed a

trifle rosier.

"Do you think I have fishes' eyes, my dear?"

"La! no, sir--handsome they be, I'm sure, so bright an' black an'

wi' little lights a-dancing in them--there, sir, do ha' done, and

go along wi' you!"

"By the way," I said, pausing upon the worn steps, and looking

back at her, "by the way, how far is it to Deepdene Wood?"