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There is hardly any use trying to describe what followed. Anne Brown

began to cry, and talk about the children. (She went to Europe once and

stayed until they all got over the whooping cough.) And Dallas said he

had a pull, because his mill controlled I forget how many votes, and the

thing to do was to be quiet and comfortable and we would get out in

the morning. Max took it as a huge joke, and somebody found him at

the telephone, calling up his club. The Mercer girls were hysterically

giggling, and Aunt Selina sat on a stiff-backed chair and took aromatic

spirits of ammonia. As for Jim, he had collapsed on the lowest step of

the stairs, and sat there with his head in his hands. When he did look

up, he didn't dare to look at me.

The Harbison man was arguing with the impassive individual on the top

step outside, and I saw him get out his pocketbook and offer a crisp

bundle of bills. But the man from the board of health only smiled and

tacked at his offensive sign. After a while Mr. Harbison came in and

closed the door, and we stared at one another.

"I know what I'm going to do," I said, swallowing a lump in my throat.

"I'm going to get out through a basement window at the back. I'm going

home."

"Home!" Aunt Selina gasped, jumping up and almost dropping her ammonia

bottle. "My dear Bella! Home?"

Jimmy groaned at the foot of the stairs, but Anne Brown was getting over

her tears and now she turned on me in a temper.

"It's all your fault," she said. "I was going to stay at home and get a

little sleep--"

"Well, you can sleep now," Dallas broke in. "There'll be nothing to do

but sleep."

"I think you haven't grasped the situation, Dal," I said icily. "There

will be plenty to do. There isn't a servant in the house!"

"No servants!" everybody cried at once. The Mercer girls stopped

giggling.

"Holy cats!" Max stopped in the act of hanging up his overcoat. "Do you

mean--why, I can't shave myself! I'll cut my head off."

"You'll do more than that," I retorted grimly. "You will carry coal and

tend fires and empty ash pans, and when you are not doing any of those

things there will be pots and pans to wash and beds to make."

Then there WAS a row. We had worked back to the den now, and I stood in

front of the fireplace and let the storm beat around me, and tried

to look perfectly cold and indifferent, and not to see Mr. Harbison's

shocked face. No wonder he thought them a lot of savages, browbeating

their hostess the way they did.