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The following letters were found in the house post box after the lifting

of the quarantine, and later were presented to me by their writers,

bound in white kid (the letters, not the authors, of course).

FROM THOMAS HARBISON, LATE ENGINEER OF BRIDGES, PERUVIAN TRUNK LINES,

SOUTH AMERICA, TO HENRY LLEWELLYN, CARE OF UNION NITRATE COMPANY,

IQUIQUE, CHILI.

Dear Old Man: I think I was fully a week trying to drive out of my mind my last

glimpse of you with your sickly grin, pretending to be tickled to pieces

that the only white man within two hundred miles of your shack was

going on a holiday. You old bluffer! I used to hang over the rail of the

steamer, on the way up, and see you standing as I left you beside the

car with its mule and the Indian driver, and behind you a million miles

of soul-destroying pampa. Never mind, Jack; I sent yesterday by mail

steamer the cigarettes, pipes and tobacco, canned goods and poker

chips. Put in some magazines, too, and the collars. Don't know about the

ties--guess it won't matter down there.

Nothing happened on the trip. One of the engines broke down three days

out, and I spent all my time below decks for forty-eight hours. Chief

engineer raving with D.T.'s. Got the engine fixed in record time, and

haven't got my hands clean yet. It was bully.

With this I send the papers, which will tell you how I happen to be

here, and why I have leisure to write you three days after landing. If

the situation were not so ridiculous, it would be maddening. Here I

am, off for a holiday and congratulating myself that I am foot free and

heart free--yes, my friend, heart free--here I am, shut in the house

of a man I never saw until last night, and wouldn't care if I never

saw again, with a lot of people who never heard of me, who are almost

equally vague about South America, who play as hard at bridge as I ever

worked at building one (forgive this, won't you? The novelty has gone

to my head), and who belong to the very class of extravagant,

luxury-loving, non-producing parasites (isn't that what we called them?)

that you and I used to revile from our lofty Andean pinnacle.

To come down to earth: here we are, six women and five men, including

a policeman, not a servant in the house, and no one who knows how to do

anything. They are really immensely interesting, these people; they

all know each other very well, and it is "Jimmy" here, and "Dal"

there--Dallas Brown, who went to India with me, you remember my speaking

of him--and they are good natured, too, except at meal times. The little

hostess, Mrs. Wilson, took over the cooking, and although luncheon was

better than breakfast, the food still leaves much to the imagination.