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Aunt Selina got up the next morning and Jim told her all the strange

things that had been happening. She fixed on Flannigan, of course,

although she still suspected Betty of her watch and other valuables. The

incident of the comfort she called nervous indigestion and bad hours.

She spent the entire day going through the storeroom and linen closets,

and running her fingers over things for dust. Whenever she found any

she looked at me, drew a long breath, and said, "Poor James!" It was

maddening. And when she went through his clothes and found some buttons

off (Jim didn't keep a man, and Takahiro had stopped at his boots) she

looked at me quite awfully.

"His mother was a perfect housekeeper," she said. "James was brought up

in clothes with the buttons on, put on clean shelves."

"Didn't they put them on him?" I asked, almost hysterically. It had been

a bad morning, after a worse night. Every one had found fault with the

breakfast, and they straggled down one at a time until I was frantic.

Then Flannigan had talked to me about the pearls, and Mr. Harbison had

said, "Good morning," very stiffly, and nearly rattled the inside of the

furnace out.

Early in the morning, too, I overheard a scrap of conversation between

the policeman and our gentleman adventurer from South America. Something

had gone wrong with the telephone and Mr. Harbison was fussing over it

with a screw driver and a pair of scissors--all the tools he could find.

Flannigan was lifting rugs to shake them on the roof--Bella's order.

"Wash the table linen!" he was grumbling. "I'll do what I can that's

necessary. Grub has to be cooked, and dishes has to be washed--I'll

admit that. If you're particular, make up your bed every day; I don't

object. But don't tell me we have to use thirty-three table napkins

a day. What did folks do before napkins was invented? Tell me

that!"--triumphantly.

"What's the answer?" Mr. Harbison inquired absently, evidently with the

screw driver in his mouth.

"Used their pocket handkerchiefs! And if the worst comes to the

worst, Mr. Harbison, these folks here can use their sleeves, for all

I care--not that the women has any sleeves to speak of. Wash clothes I

will not."

"Well, don't worry Mrs. Wilson about it," the other voice said.

Flannigan straightened himself with a grunt.

"Mrs. Wilson!" he said. "A lot she would worry. She's been a

disappointment to me, Mr. Harbison, me thinking that now she'd come back

to him, after leavin' him the way she did, they'd be like two turtle

doves. Lord! The cook next door--"

But what the cook had told about Bella and Jimmy was not divulged,

for the Harbison man caught him up with a jerk and sent Flannigan,

grumbling, with his rugs to the roof.