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"Why, then," said an old farmer, "the more is the pity; for that Wayland

Smith (whether he was the devil's crony or no I skill not) had a good

notion of horses' diseases, and it's to be thought the bots will spread

in the country far and near, an Satan has not gien un time to leave his

secret behind un."

"You may say that, Gaffer Grimesby," said the hostler in return; "I have

carried a horse to Wayland Smith myself, for he passed all farriers in

this country."

"Did you see him?" said Dame Alison Crane, mistress of the inn

bearing that sign, and deigning to term HUSBAND the owner thereof, a

mean-looking hop-o'-my-thumb sort or person, whose halting gait, and

long neck, and meddling, henpecked insignificance are supposed to have

given origin to the celebrated old English tune of "My name hath a lame

tame Crane."

On this occasion he chirped out a repetition of his wife's question,

"Didst see the devil, Jack Hostler, I say?"

"And what if I did see un, Master Crane?" replied Jack Hostler, for,

like all the rest of the household, he paid as little respect to his

master as his mistress herself did.

"Nay, nought, Jack Hostler," replied the pacific Master Crane; "only if

you saw the devil, methinks I would like to know what un's like?"

"You will know that one day, Master Crane," said his helpmate, "an ye

mend not your manners, and mind your business, leaving off such idle

palabras.--But truly, Jack Hostler, I should be glad to know myself what

like the fellow was."

"Why, dame," said the hostler, more respectfully, "as for what he was

like I cannot tell, nor no man else, for why I never saw un."

"And how didst thou get thine errand done," said Gaffer Grimesby, "if

thou seedst him not?"

"Why, I had schoolmaster to write down ailment o' nag," said Jack

Hostler; "and I went wi' the ugliest slip of a boy for my guide as ever

man cut out o' lime-tree root to please a child withal."

"And what was it?--and did it cure your nag, Jack Hostler?" was uttered

and echoed by all who stood around.

"Why, how can I tell you what it was?" said the hostler; "simply it

smelled and tasted--for I did make bold to put a pea's substance into

my mouth--like hartshorn and savin mixed with vinegar; but then no

hartshorn and savin ever wrought so speedy a cure. And I am dreading

that if Wayland Smith be gone, the bots will have more power over horse

and cattle."