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Of course I felt my good faith involved in the observance of his

request. The punch being very nice, we sat there drinking it and

talking, until it was almost nine o'clock. "Getting near gun-fire," said

Wemmick then, as he laid down his pipe; "it's the Aged's treat."

Proceeding into the Castle again, we found the Aged heating the poker,

with expectant eyes, as a preliminary to the performance of this great

nightly ceremony. Wemmick stood with his watch in his hand until the

moment was come for him to take the red-hot poker from the Aged, and

repair to the battery. He took it, and went out, and presently the

Stinger went off with a Bang that shook the crazy little box of a

cottage as if it must fall to pieces, and made every glass and teacup in

it ring. Upon this, the Aged--who I believe would have been blown out

of his arm-chair but for holding on by the elbows--cried out exultingly,

"He's fired! I heerd him!" and I nodded at the old gentleman until it is

no figure of speech to declare that I absolutely could not see him.

The interval between that time and supper Wemmick devoted to showing

me his collection of curiosities. They were mostly of a felonious

character; comprising the pen with which a celebrated forgery had been

committed, a distinguished razor or two, some locks of hair, and several

manuscript confessions written under condemnation,--upon which Mr.

Wemmick set particular value as being, to use his own words, "every one

of 'em Lies, sir." These were agreeably dispersed among small specimens

of china and glass, various neat trifles made by the proprietor of the

museum, and some tobacco-stoppers carved by the Aged. They were all

displayed in that chamber of the Castle into which I had been first

inducted, and which served, not only as the general sitting-room but

as the kitchen too, if I might judge from a saucepan on the hob, and

a brazen bijou over the fireplace designed for the suspension of a

roasting-jack.

There was a neat little girl in attendance, who looked after the Aged in

the day. When she had laid the supper-cloth, the bridge was lowered to

give her means of egress, and she withdrew for the night. The supper was

excellent; and though the Castle was rather subject to dry-rot insomuch

that it tasted like a bad nut, and though the pig might have been

farther off, I was heartily pleased with my whole entertainment. Nor was

there any drawback on my little turret bedroom, beyond there being such

a very thin ceiling between me and the flagstaff, that when I lay down

on my back in bed, it seemed as if I had to balance that pole on my

forehead all night.