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Before we left next day, there was no revival of the difference between

her and Estella, nor was it ever revived on any similar occasion; and

there were four similar occasions, to the best of my remembrance. Nor,

did Miss Havisham's manner towards Estella in anywise change, except

that I believed it to have something like fear infused among its former

characteristics.

It is impossible to turn this leaf of my life, without putting Bentley

Drummle's name upon it; or I would, very gladly.

On a certain occasion when the Finches were assembled in force, and when

good feeling was being promoted in the usual manner by nobody's agreeing

with anybody else, the presiding Finch called the Grove to order,

forasmuch as Mr. Drummle had not yet toasted a lady; which, according

to the solemn constitution of the society, it was the brute's turn to

do that day. I thought I saw him leer in an ugly way at me while the

decanters were going round, but as there was no love lost between us,

that might easily be. What was my indignant surprise when he called upon

the company to pledge him to "Estella!"

"Estella who?" said I.

"Never you mind," retorted Drummle.

"Estella of where?" said I. "You are bound to say of where." Which he

was, as a Finch.

"Of Richmond, gentlemen," said Drummle, putting me out of the question,

"and a peerless beauty."

Much he knew about peerless beauties, a mean, miserable idiot! I

whispered Herbert.

"I know that lady," said Herbert, across the table, when the toast had

been honored.

"Do you?" said Drummle.

"And so do I," I added, with a scarlet face.

"Do you?" said Drummle. "O, Lord!"

This was the only retort--except glass or crockery--that the heavy

creature was capable of making; but, I became as highly incensed by it

as if it had been barbed with wit, and I immediately rose in my place

and said that I could not but regard it as being like the honorable

Finch's impudence to come down to that Grove,--we always talked

about coming down to that Grove, as a neat Parliamentary turn of

expression,--down to that Grove, proposing a lady of whom he knew

nothing. Mr. Drummle, upon this, starting up, demanded what I meant by

that? Whereupon I made him the extreme reply that I believed he knew

where I was to be found.

Whether it was possible in a Christian country to get on without blood,

after this, was a question on which the Finches were divided. The debate

upon it grew so lively, indeed, that at least six more honorable members

told six more, during the discussion, that they believed they knew where

they were to be found. However, it was decided at last (the Grove being

a Court of Honor) that if Mr. Drummle would bring never so slight

a certificate from the lady, importing that he had the honor of her

acquaintance, Mr. Pip must express his regret, as a gentleman and a

Finch, for "having been betrayed into a warmth which." Next day was

appointed for the production (lest our honor should take cold from

delay), and next day Drummle appeared with a polite little avowal in

Estella's hand, that she had had the honor of dancing with him several

times. This left me no course but to regret that I had been "betrayed

into a warmth which," and on the whole to repudiate, as untenable, the

idea that I was to be found anywhere. Drummle and I then sat snorting

at one another for an hour, while the Grove engaged in indiscriminate

contradiction, and finally the promotion of good feeling was declared to

have gone ahead at an amazing rate.