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"Last year you mean, when I was fresh from that horrid vulgar school?

Of course I did. Doesn't every girl like to come home for the

holidays? And how was I to know any better? But oh, Mr. Osborne, what

a difference eighteen months' experience makes! eighteen months spent,

pardon me for saying so, with gentlemen. As for dear Amelia, she, I

grant you, is a pearl, and would be charming anywhere. There now, I

see you are beginning to be in a good humour; but oh these queer odd

City people! And Mr. Jos--how is that wonderful Mr. Joseph?"

"It seems to me you didn't dislike that wonderful Mr. Joseph last

year," Osborne said kindly.

"How severe of you! Well, entre nous, I didn't break my heart about

him; yet if he had asked me to do what you mean by your looks (and very

expressive and kind they are, too), I wouldn't have said no."

Mr. Osborne gave a look as much as to say, "Indeed, how very obliging!"

"What an honour to have had you for a brother-in-law, you are thinking?

To be sister-in-law to George Osborne, Esquire, son of John Osborne,

Esquire, son of--what was your grandpapa, Mr. Osborne? Well, don't be

angry. You can't help your pedigree, and I quite agree with you that I

would have married Mr. Joe Sedley; for could a poor penniless girl do

better? Now you know the whole secret. I'm frank and open;

considering all things, it was very kind of you to allude to the

circumstance--very kind and polite. Amelia dear, Mr. Osborne and I

were talking about your poor brother Joseph. How is he?"

Thus was George utterly routed. Not that Rebecca was in the right; but

she had managed most successfully to put him in the wrong. And he now

shamefully fled, feeling, if he stayed another minute, that he would

have been made to look foolish in the presence of Amelia.

Though Rebecca had had the better of him, George was above the meanness

of talebearing or revenge upon a lady--only he could not help cleverly

confiding to Captain Crawley, next day, some notions of his regarding

Miss Rebecca--that she was a sharp one, a dangerous one, a desperate

flirt, &c.; in all of which opinions Crawley agreed laughingly, and

with every one of which Miss Rebecca was made acquainted before

twenty-four hours were over. They added to her original regard for Mr.

Osborne. Her woman's instinct had told her that it was George who had

interrupted the success of her first love-passage, and she esteemed him

accordingly.

"I only just warn you," he said to Rawdon Crawley, with a knowing

look--he had bought the horse, and lost some score of guineas after

dinner, "I just warn you--I know women, and counsel you to be on the

look-out."