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In a word, it arrived that evening at a wonderful small cottage in a

street leading from the Fulham Road--one of those streets which have

the finest romantic names--(this was called St. Adelaide Villas,

Anna-Maria Road West), where the houses look like baby-houses; where

the people, looking out of the first-floor windows, must infallibly, as

you think, sit with their feet in the parlours; where the shrubs in the

little gardens in front bloom with a perennial display of little

children's pinafores, little red socks, caps, &c. (polyandria

polygynia); whence you hear the sound of jingling spinets and women

singing; where little porter pots hang on the railings sunning

themselves; whither of evenings you see City clerks padding wearily:

here it was that Mr. Clapp, the clerk of Mr. Sedley, had his domicile,

and in this asylum the good old gentleman hid his head with his wife

and daughter when the crash came.

Jos Sedley had acted as a man of his disposition would, when the

announcement of the family misfortune reached him. He did not come to

London, but he wrote to his mother to draw upon his agents for whatever

money was wanted, so that his kind broken-spirited old parents had no

present poverty to fear. This done, Jos went on at the boarding-house

at Cheltenham pretty much as before. He drove his curricle; he drank

his claret; he played his rubber; he told his Indian stories, and the

Irish widow consoled and flattered him as usual. His present of money,

needful as it was, made little impression on his parents; and I have

heard Amelia say that the first day on which she saw her father lift up

his head after the failure was on the receipt of the packet of forks

and spoons with the young stockbrokers' love, over which he burst out

crying like a child, being greatly more affected than even his wife, to

whom the present was addressed. Edward Dale, the junior of the house,

who purchased the spoons for the firm, was, in fact, very sweet upon

Amelia, and offered for her in spite of all. He married Miss Louisa

Cutts (daughter of Higham and Cutts, the eminent cornfactors) with a

handsome fortune in 1820; and is now living in splendour, and with a

numerous family, at his elegant villa, Muswell Hill. But we must not

let the recollections of this good fellow cause us to diverge from the

principal history.

I hope the reader has much too good an opinion of Captain and Mrs.

Crawley to suppose that they ever would have dreamed of paying a visit

to so remote a district as Bloomsbury, if they thought the family whom

they proposed to honour with a visit were not merely out of fashion,

but out of money, and could be serviceable to them in no possible

manner. Rebecca was entirely surprised at the sight of the comfortable

old house where she had met with no small kindness, ransacked by

brokers and bargainers, and its quiet family treasures given up to

public desecration and plunder. A month after her flight, she had

bethought her of Amelia, and Rawdon, with a horse-laugh, had expressed

a perfect willingness to see young George Osborne again. "He's a very

agreeable acquaintance, Beck," the wag added. "I'd like to sell him

another horse, Beck. I'd like to play a few more games at billiards

with him. He'd be what I call useful just now, Mrs. C.--ha, ha!" by

which sort of speech it is not to be supposed that Rawdon Crawley had a

deliberate desire to cheat Mr. Osborne at play, but only wished to take

that fair advantage of him which almost every sporting gentleman in

Vanity Fair considers to be his due from his neighbour.