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And about the war that was ensuing, Mrs. Osborne was not much alarmed;

Bonaparty was to be crushed almost without a struggle. Margate packets

were sailing every day, filled with men of fashion and ladies of note,

on their way to Brussels and Ghent. People were going not so much to a

war as to a fashionable tour. The newspapers laughed the wretched

upstart and swindler to scorn. Such a Corsican wretch as that

withstand the armies of Europe and the genius of the immortal

Wellington! Amelia held him in utter contempt; for it needs not to be

said that this soft and gentle creature took her opinions from those

people who surrounded her, such fidelity being much too humble-minded

to think for itself. Well, in a word, she and her mother performed a

great day's shopping, and she acquitted herself with considerable

liveliness and credit on this her first appearance in the genteel world

of London.

George meanwhile, with his hat on one side, his elbows squared, and his

swaggering martial air, made for Bedford Row, and stalked into the

attorney's offices as if he was lord of every pale-faced clerk who was

scribbling there. He ordered somebody to inform Mr. Higgs that Captain

Osborne was waiting, in a fierce and patronizing way, as if the pekin

of an attorney, who had thrice his brains, fifty times his money, and a

thousand times his experience, was a wretched underling who should

instantly leave all his business in life to attend on the Captain's

pleasure. He did not see the sneer of contempt which passed all round

the room, from the first clerk to the articled gents, from the articled

gents to the ragged writers and white-faced runners, in clothes too

tight for them, as he sate there tapping his boot with his cane, and

thinking what a parcel of miserable poor devils these were. The

miserable poor devils knew all about his affairs. They talked about

them over their pints of beer at their public-house clubs to other

clerks of a night. Ye gods, what do not attorneys and attorneys' clerks

know in London! Nothing is hidden from their inquisition, and their

families mutely rule our city.

Perhaps George expected, when he entered Mr. Higgs's apartment, to find

that gentleman commissioned to give him some message of compromise or

conciliation from his father; perhaps his haughty and cold demeanour

was adopted as a sign of his spirit and resolution: but if so, his

fierceness was met by a chilling coolness and indifference on the

attorney's part, that rendered swaggering absurd. He pretended to be

writing at a paper, when the Captain entered. "Pray, sit down, sir,"

said he, "and I will attend to your little affair in a moment. Mr.

Poe, get the release papers, if you please"; and then he fell to

writing again.