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Isidor, the valet, had looked on very sulkily, while Osborne's servant

was disposing of his master's baggage previous to the Captain's

departure: for in the first place he hated Mr. Osborne, whose conduct

to him, and to all inferiors, was generally overbearing (nor does the

continental domestic like to be treated with insolence as our own

better-tempered servants do), and secondly, he was angry that so many

valuables should be removed from under his hands, to fall into other

people's possession when the English discomfiture should arrive. Of

this defeat he and a vast number of other persons in Brussels and

Belgium did not make the slightest doubt. The almost universal belief

was, that the Emperor would divide the Prussian and English armies,

annihilate one after the other, and march into Brussels before three

days were over: when all the movables of his present masters, who would

be killed, or fugitives, or prisoners, would lawfully become the

property of Monsieur Isidor.

As he helped Jos through his toilsome and complicated daily toilette,

this faithful servant would calculate what he should do with the very

articles with which he was decorating his master's person. He would

make a present of the silver essence-bottles and toilet knicknacks to a

young lady of whom he was fond; and keep the English cutlery and the

large ruby pin for himself. It would look very smart upon one of the

fine frilled shirts, which, with the gold-laced cap and the frogged

frock coat, that might easily be cut down to suit his shape, and the

Captain's gold-headed cane, and the great double ring with the rubies,

which he would have made into a pair of beautiful earrings, he

calculated would make a perfect Adonis of himself, and render

Mademoiselle Reine an easy prey. "How those sleeve-buttons will suit

me!" thought he, as he fixed a pair on the fat pudgy wrists of Mr.

Sedley. "I long for sleeve-buttons; and the Captain's boots with brass

spurs, in the next room, corbleu! what an effect they will make in the

Allee Verte!" So while Monsieur Isidor with bodily fingers was holding

on to his master's nose, and shaving the lower part of Jos's face, his

imagination was rambling along the Green Avenue, dressed out in a

frogged coat and lace, and in company with Mademoiselle Reine; he was

loitering in spirit on the banks, and examining the barges sailing

slowly under the cool shadows of the trees by the canal, or refreshing

himself with a mug of Faro at the bench of a beer-house on the road to

Laeken.

But Mr. Joseph Sedley, luckily for his own peace, no more knew what was

passing in his domestic's mind than the respected reader, and I suspect

what John or Mary, whose wages we pay, think of ourselves. What our

servants think of us!--Did we know what our intimates and dear

relations thought of us, we should live in a world that we should be

glad to quit, and in a frame of mind and a constant terror, that would

be perfectly unbearable. So Jos's man was marking his victim down, as

you see one of Mr. Paynter's assistants in Leadenhall Street ornament

an unconscious turtle with a placard on which is written, "Soup

to-morrow."