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Besides her pension of fifty pounds a year, there had been five hundred

pounds, as her husband's executor stated, left in the agent's hands at

the time of Osborne's demise, which sum, as George's guardian, Dobbin

proposed to put out at 8 per cent in an Indian house of agency. Mr.

Sedley, who thought the Major had some roguish intentions of his own

about the money, was strongly against this plan; and he went to the

agents to protest personally against the employment of the money in

question, when he learned, to his surprise, that there had been no such

sum in their hands, that all the late Captain's assets did not amount

to a hundred pounds, and that the five hundred pounds in question must

be a separate sum, of which Major Dobbin knew the particulars. More

than ever convinced that there was some roguery, old Sedley pursued the

Major. As his daughter's nearest friend, he demanded with a high hand

a statement of the late Captain's accounts. Dobbin's stammering,

blushing, and awkwardness added to the other's convictions that he had

a rogue to deal with, and in a majestic tone he told that officer a

piece of his mind, as he called it, simply stating his belief that the

Major was unlawfully detaining his late son-in-law's money.

Dobbin at this lost all patience, and if his accuser had not been so

old and so broken, a quarrel might have ensued between them at the

Slaughters' Coffee-house, in a box of which place of entertainment the

gentlemen had their colloquy. "Come upstairs, sir," lisped out the

Major. "I insist on your coming up the stairs, and I will show which

is the injured party, poor George or I"; and, dragging the old

gentleman up to his bedroom, he produced from his desk Osborne's

accounts, and a bundle of IOU's which the latter had given, who, to do

him justice, was always ready to give an IOU. "He paid his bills in

England," Dobbin added, "but he had not a hundred pounds in the world

when he fell. I and one or two of his brother officers made up the

little sum, which was all that we could spare, and you dare tell us

that we are trying to cheat the widow and the orphan." Sedley was very

contrite and humbled, though the fact is that William Dobbin had told a

great falsehood to the old gentleman; having himself given every

shilling of the money, having buried his friend, and paid all the fees

and charges incident upon the calamity and removal of poor Amelia.

About these expenses old Osborne had never given himself any trouble to

think, nor any other relative of Amelia, nor Amelia herself, indeed.

She trusted to Major Dobbin as an accountant, took his somewhat

confused calculations for granted, and never once suspected how much

she was in his debt.