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Well, William Dobbin had for once forgotten the world, and was away

with Sindbad the Sailor in the Valley of Diamonds, or with Prince Ahmed

and the Fairy Peribanou in that delightful cavern where the Prince

found her, and whither we should all like to make a tour; when shrill

cries, as of a little fellow weeping, woke up his pleasant reverie; and

looking up, he saw Cuff before him, belabouring a little boy.

It was the lad who had peached upon him about the grocer's cart; but he

bore little malice, not at least towards the young and small. "How dare

you, sir, break the bottle?" says Cuff to the little urchin, swinging a

yellow cricket-stump over him.

The boy had been instructed to get over the playground wall (at a

selected spot where the broken glass had been removed from the top, and

niches made convenient in the brick); to run a quarter of a mile; to

purchase a pint of rum-shrub on credit; to brave all the Doctor's

outlying spies, and to clamber back into the playground again; during

the performance of which feat, his foot had slipt, and the bottle was

broken, and the shrub had been spilt, and his pantaloons had been

damaged, and he appeared before his employer a perfectly guilty and

trembling, though harmless, wretch.

"How dare you, sir, break it?" says Cuff; "you blundering little thief.

You drank the shrub, and now you pretend to have broken the bottle.

Hold out your hand, sir."

Down came the stump with a great heavy thump on the child's hand. A

moan followed. Dobbin looked up. The Fairy Peribanou had fled into the

inmost cavern with Prince Ahmed: the Roc had whisked away Sindbad the

Sailor out of the Valley of Diamonds out of sight, far into the clouds:

and there was everyday life before honest William; and a big boy

beating a little one without cause.

"Hold out your other hand, sir," roars Cuff to his little schoolfellow,

whose face was distorted with pain. Dobbin quivered, and gathered

himself up in his narrow old clothes.

"Take that, you little devil!" cried Mr. Cuff, and down came the wicket

again on the child's hand.--Don't be horrified, ladies, every boy at a

public school has done it. Your children will so do and be done by, in

all probability. Down came the wicket again; and Dobbin started up.

I can't tell what his motive was. Torture in a public school is as

much licensed as the knout in Russia. It would be ungentlemanlike (in

a manner) to resist it. Perhaps Dobbin's foolish soul revolted against

that exercise of tyranny; or perhaps he had a hankering feeling of

revenge in his mind, and longed to measure himself against that

splendid bully and tyrant, who had all the glory, pride, pomp,

circumstance, banners flying, drums beating, guards saluting, in the

place. Whatever may have been his incentive, however, up he sprang,

and screamed out, "Hold off, Cuff; don't bully that child any more; or

I'll--"