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The before-mentioned Tom Eaves (who has no part in this history, except

that he knew all the great folks in London, and the stories and

mysteries of each family) had further information regarding my Lady

Steyne, which may or may not be true. "The humiliations," Tom used to

say, "which that woman has been made to undergo, in her own house, have

been frightful; Lord Steyne has made her sit down to table with women

with whom I would rather die than allow Mrs. Eaves to associate--with

Lady Crackenbury, with Mrs. Chippenham, with Madame de la Cruchecassee,

the French secretary's wife (from every one of which ladies Tom

Eaves--who would have sacrificed his wife for knowing them--was too

glad to get a bow or a dinner) with the REIGNING FAVOURITE in a word.

And do you suppose that that woman, of that family, who are as proud as

the Bourbons, and to whom the Steynes are but lackeys, mushrooms of

yesterday (for after all, they are not of the Old Gaunts, but of a

minor and doubtful branch of the house); do you suppose, I say (the

reader must bear in mind that it is always Tom Eaves who speaks) that

the Marchioness of Steyne, the haughtiest woman in England, would bend

down to her husband so submissively if there were not some cause? Pooh!

I tell you there are secret reasons. I tell you that, in the

emigration, the Abbe de la Marche who was here and was employed in the

Quiberoon business with Puisaye and Tinteniac, was the same Colonel of

Mousquetaires Gris with whom Steyne fought in the year '86--that he and

the Marchioness met again--that it was after the Reverend Colonel was

shot in Brittany that Lady Steyne took to those extreme practices of

devotion which she carries on now; for she is closeted with her

director every day--she is at service at Spanish Place, every morning,

I've watched her there--that is, I've happened to be passing there--and

depend on it, there's a mystery in her case. People are not so unhappy

unless they have something to repent of," added Tom Eaves with a

knowing wag of his head; "and depend on it, that woman would not be so

submissive as she is if the Marquis had not some sword to hold over

her."

So, if Mr. Eaves's information be correct, it is very likely that this

lady, in her high station, had to submit to many a private indignity

and to hide many secret griefs under a calm face. And let us, my

brethren who have not our names in the Red Book, console ourselves by

thinking comfortably how miserable our betters may be, and that

Damocles, who sits on satin cushions and is served on gold plate, has

an awful sword hanging over his head in the shape of a bailiff, or an

hereditary disease, or a family secret, which peeps out every now and

then from the embroidered arras in a ghastly manner, and will be sure

to drop one day or the other in the right place.