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Rawdon found some of the young fellows of the regiment seated in the

mess-room at breakfast, and was induced without much difficulty to

partake of that meal, and of the devilled legs of fowls and soda-water

with which these young gentlemen fortified themselves. Then they had a

conversation befitting the day and their time of life: about the next

pigeon-match at Battersea, with relative bets upon Ross and

Osbaldiston; about Mademoiselle Ariane of the French Opera, and who had

left her, and how she was consoled by Panther Carr; and about the fight

between the Butcher and the Pet, and the probabilities that it was a

cross. Young Tandyman, a hero of seventeen, laboriously endeavouring

to get up a pair of mustachios, had seen the fight, and spoke in the

most scientific manner about the battle and the condition of the men.

It was he who had driven the Butcher on to the ground in his drag and

passed the whole of the previous night with him. Had there not been

foul play he must have won it. All the old files of the Ring were in

it; and Tandyman wouldn't pay; no, dammy, he wouldn't pay. It was but

a year since the young Cornet, now so knowing a hand in Cribb's

parlour, had a still lingering liking for toffy, and used to be birched

at Eton.

So they went on talking about dancers, fights, drinking, demireps,

until Macmurdo came down and joined the boys and the conversation. He

did not appear to think that any especial reverence was due to their

boyhood; the old fellow cut in with stories, to the full as choice as

any the youngest rake present had to tell--nor did his own grey hairs

nor their smooth faces detain him. Old Mac was famous for his good

stories. He was not exactly a lady's man; that is, men asked him to

dine rather at the houses of their mistresses than of their mothers.

There can scarcely be a life lower, perhaps, than his, but he was quite

contented with it, such as it was, and led it in perfect good nature,

simplicity, and modesty of demeanour.

By the time Mac had finished a copious breakfast, most of the others

had concluded their meal. Young Lord Varinas was smoking an immense

Meerschaum pipe, while Captain Hugues was employed with a cigar: that

violent little devil Tandyman, with his little bull-terrier between his

legs, was tossing for shillings with all his might (that fellow was

always at some game or other) against Captain Deuceace; and Mac and

Rawdon walked off to the Club, neither, of course, having given any

hint of the business which was occupying their minds. Both, on the

other hand, had joined pretty gaily in the conversation, for why should

they interrupt it? Feasting, drinking, ribaldry, laughter, go on

alongside of all sorts of other occupations in Vanity Fair--the crowds

were pouring out of church as Rawdon and his friend passed down St.

James's Street and entered into their Club.