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It cannot be supposed that the arrival of such a personage as Rebecca

at Queen's Crawley, and her gradual establishment in the good graces of

all people there, could be unremarked by Mrs. Bute Crawley. Mrs. Bute,

who knew how many days the sirloin of beef lasted at the Hall; how much

linen was got ready at the great wash; how many peaches were on the

south wall; how many doses her ladyship took when she was ill--for such

points are matters of intense interest to certain persons in the

country--Mrs. Bute, I say, could not pass over the Hall governess

without making every inquiry respecting her history and character.

There was always the best understanding between the servants at the

Rectory and the Hall. There was always a good glass of ale in the

kitchen of the former place for the Hall people, whose ordinary drink

was very small--and, indeed, the Rector's lady knew exactly how much

malt went to every barrel of Hall beer--ties of relationship existed

between the Hall and Rectory domestics, as between their masters; and

through these channels each family was perfectly well acquainted with

the doings of the other. That, by the way, may be set down as a

general remark. When you and your brother are friends, his doings are

indifferent to you. When you have quarrelled, all his outgoings and

incomings you know, as if you were his spy.

Very soon then after her arrival, Rebecca began to take a regular place

in Mrs. Crawley's bulletin from the Hall. It was to this effect: "The

black porker's killed--weighed x stone--salted the sides--pig's pudding

and leg of pork for dinner. Mr. Cramp from Mudbury, over with Sir Pitt

about putting John Blackmore in gaol--Mr. Pitt at meeting (with all the

names of the people who attended)--my lady as usual--the young ladies

with the governess."

Then the report would come--the new governess be a rare manager--Sir

Pitt be very sweet on her--Mr. Crawley too--He be reading tracts to

her--"What an abandoned wretch!" said little, eager, active,

black-faced Mrs. Bute Crawley.

Finally, the reports were that the governess had "come round"

everybody, wrote Sir Pitt's letters, did his business, managed his

accounts--had the upper hand of the whole house, my lady, Mr. Crawley,

the girls and all--at which Mrs. Crawley declared she was an artful

hussy, and had some dreadful designs in view. Thus the doings at the

Hall were the great food for conversation at the Rectory, and Mrs.

Bute's bright eyes spied out everything that took place in the enemy's

camp--everything and a great deal besides.

Mrs. Bute Crawley to Miss Pinkerton, The Mall, Chiswick.

Rectory, Queen's Crawley, December--.

My Dear Madam,--Although it is so many years since I profited by your

delightful and invaluable instructions, yet I have ever retained the

FONDEST and most reverential regard for Miss Pinkerton, and DEAR

Chiswick. I hope your health is GOOD. The world and the cause of

education cannot afford to lose Miss Pinkerton for MANY MANY YEARS.

When my friend, Lady Fuddleston, mentioned that her dear girls required

an instructress (I am too poor to engage a governess for mine, but was

I not educated at Chiswick?)--"Who," I exclaimed, "can we consult but

the excellent, the incomparable Miss Pinkerton?" In a word, have you,

dear madam, any ladies on your list, whose services might be made

available to my kind friend and neighbour? I assure you she will take

no governess BUT OF YOUR CHOOSING.