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"Oh yes; there's nothing like a fiddle," said the dairyman. "Though

I do think that bulls are more moved by a tune than cows--at least

that's my experience. Once there was an old aged man over at

Mellstock--William Dewy by name--one of the family that used to do

a good deal of business as tranters over there--Jonathan, do ye

mind?--I knowed the man by sight as well as I know my own brother, in

a manner of speaking. Well, this man was a coming home along from a

wedding, where he had been playing his fiddle, one fine moonlight

night, and for shortness' sake he took a cut across Forty-acres, a

field lying that way, where a bull was out to grass. The bull seed

William, and took after him, horns aground, begad; and though William

runned his best, and hadn't MUCH drink in him (considering 'twas a

wedding, and the folks well off), he found he'd never reach the fence

and get over in time to save himself. Well, as a last thought, he

pulled out his fiddle as he runned, and struck up a jig, turning to

the bull, and backing towards the corner. The bull softened down,

and stood still, looking hard at William Dewy, who fiddled on and on;

till a sort of a smile stole over the bull's face. But no sooner

did William stop his playing and turn to get over hedge than the

bull would stop his smiling and lower his horns towards the seat of

William's breeches. Well, William had to turn about and play on,

willy-nilly; and 'twas only three o'clock in the world, and 'a knowed

that nobody would come that way for hours, and he so leery and tired

that 'a didn't know what to do. When he had scraped till about four

o'clock he felt that he verily would have to give over soon, and he

said to himself, 'There's only this last tune between me and eternal

welfare! Heaven save me, or I'm a done man.' Well, then he called to

mind how he'd seen the cattle kneel o' Christmas Eves in the dead o'

night.

It was not Christmas Eve then, but it came into his head to

play a trick upon the bull. So he broke into the 'Tivity Hymm, just

as at Christmas carol-singing; when, lo and behold, down went the

bull on his bended knees, in his ignorance, just as if 'twere the

true 'Tivity night and hour. As soon as his horned friend were down,

William turned, clinked off like a long-dog, and jumped safe over

hedge, before the praying bull had got on his feet again to take

after him. William used to say that he'd seen a man look a fool

a good many times, but never such a fool as that bull looked when

he found his pious feelings had been played upon, and 'twas not

Christmas Eve. ... Yes, William Dewy, that was the man's name; and

I can tell you to a foot where's he a-lying in Mellstock Churchyard

at this very moment--just between the second yew-tree and the north

aisle." "It's a curious story; it carries us back to medieval times, when

faith was a living thing!"