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It is indispensable to present the accomplished lady who was of

sufficient importance in the suite of the Dorrit Family to have a line

to herself in the Travellers' Book.

Mrs General was the daughter of a clerical dignitary in a cathedral

town, where she had led the fashion until she was as near forty-five as

a single lady can be. A stiff commissariat officer of sixty, famous as a

martinet, had then become enamoured of the gravity with which she drove

the proprieties four-in-hand through the cathedral town society, and

had solicited to be taken beside her on the box of the cool coach of

ceremony to which that team was harnessed. His proposal of marriage

being accepted by the lady, the commissary took his seat behind

the proprieties with great decorum, and Mrs General drove until the

commissary died. In the course of their united journey, they ran over

several people who came in the way of the proprieties; but always in a

high style and with composure.

The commissary having been buried with all the decorations suitable to

the service (the whole team of proprieties were harnessed to his hearse,

and they all had feathers and black velvet housings with his coat of

arms in the corner), Mrs General began to inquire what quantity of dust

and ashes was deposited at the bankers'. It then transpired that the

commissary had so far stolen a march on Mrs General as to have bought

himself an annuity some years before his marriage, and to have reserved

that circumstance in mentioning, at the period of his proposal, that

his income was derived from the interest of his money. Mrs General

consequently found her means so much diminished, that, but for the

perfect regulation of her mind, she might have felt disposed to question

the accuracy of that portion of the late service which had declared that

the commissary could take nothing away with him.

In this state of affairs it occurred to Mrs General, that she might

'form the mind,' and eke the manners of some young lady of distinction.

Or, that she might harness the proprieties to the carriage of some rich

young heiress or widow, and become at once the driver and guard of such

vehicle through the social mazes. Mrs General's communication of this

idea to her clerical and commissariat connection was so warmly applauded

that, but for the lady's undoubted merit, it might have appeared as

though they wanted to get rid of her. Testimonials representing Mrs

General as a prodigy of piety, learning, virtue, and gentility, were

lavishly contributed from influential quarters; and one venerable

archdeacon even shed tears in recording his testimony to her perfections

(described to him by persons on whom he could rely), though he had never

had the honour and moral gratification of setting eyes on Mrs General in

all his life.