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The Wimpole Street laboratory. Midnight. Nobody in the room. The clock

on the mantelpiece strikes twelve. The fire is not alight: it is a

summer night.

Presently Higgins and Pickering are heard on the stairs.

HIGGINS [calling down to Pickering] I say, Pick: lock up, will you. I

shan't be going out again.

PICKERING. Right. Can Mrs. Pearce go to bed? We don't want anything

more, do we?

HIGGINS. Lord, no!

Eliza opens the door and is seen on the lighted landing in opera cloak,

brilliant evening dress, and diamonds, with fan, flowers, and all

accessories. She comes to the hearth, and switches on the electric

lights there. She is tired: her pallor contrasts strongly with her dark

eyes and hair; and her expression is almost tragic. She takes off her

cloak; puts her fan and flowers on the piano; and sits down on the

bench, brooding and silent. Higgins, in evening dress, with overcoat

and hat, comes in, carrying a smoking jacket which he has picked up

downstairs. He takes off the hat and overcoat; throws them carelessly

on the newspaper stand; disposes of his coat in the same way; puts on

the smoking jacket; and throws himself wearily into the easy-chair at

the hearth. Pickering, similarly attired, comes in. He also takes off

his hat and overcoat, and is about to throw them on Higgins's when he

hesitates.

PICKERING. I say: Mrs. Pearce will row if we leave these things lying

about in the drawing-room.

HIGGINS. Oh, chuck them over the bannisters into the hall. She'll find

them there in the morning and put them away all right. She'll think we

were drunk.

PICKERING. We are, slightly. Are there any letters?

HIGGINS. I didn't look. [Pickering takes the overcoats and hats and

goes down stairs. Higgins begins half singing half yawning an air from

La Fanciulla del Golden West. Suddenly he stops and exclaims] I wonder

where the devil my slippers are!

Eliza looks at him darkly; then leaves the room.

Higgins yawns again, and resumes his song. Pickering returns, with the

contents of the letter-box in his hand.

PICKERING. Only circulars, and this coroneted billet-doux for you. [He

throws the circulars into the fender, and posts himself on the

hearthrug, with his back to the grate].

HIGGINS [glancing at the billet-doux] Money-lender. [He throws the

letter after the circulars].

Eliza returns with a pair of large down-at-heel slippers. She places

them on the carpet before Higgins, and sits as before without a word.

HIGGINS [yawning again] Oh Lord! What an evening! What a crew! What a

silly tomfoollery! [He raises his shoe to unlace it, and catches sight

of the slippers. He stops unlacing and looks at them as if they had

appeared there of their own accord]. Oh! they're there, are they?