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HIGGINS [sitting down beside her] Rubbish! you shall marry an

ambassador. You shall marry the Governor-General of India or the

Lord-Lieutenant of Ireland, or somebody who wants a deputy-queen. I'm

not going to have my masterpiece thrown away on Freddy.

LIZA. You think I like you to say that. But I haven't forgot what you

said a minute ago; and I won't be coaxed round as if I was a baby or a

puppy. If I can't have kindness, I'll have independence.

HIGGINS. Independence? That's middle class blasphemy. We are all

dependent on one another, every soul of us on earth.

LIZA [rising determinedly] I'll let you see whether I'm dependent on

you. If you can preach, I can teach. I'll go and be a teacher.

HIGGINS. What'll you teach, in heaven's name?

LIZA. What you taught me. I'll teach phonetics.

HIGGINS. Ha! Ha! Ha!

LIZA. I'll offer myself as an assistant to Professor Nepean.

HIGGINS [rising in a fury] What! That impostor! that humbug! that

toadying ignoramus! Teach him my methods! my discoveries! You take one

step in his direction and I'll wring your neck. [He lays hands on her].

Do you hear?

LIZA [defiantly non-resistant] Wring away. What do I care? I knew you'd

strike me some day. [He lets her go, stamping with rage at having

forgotten himself, and recoils so hastily that he stumbles back into

his seat on the ottoman]. Aha! Now I know how to deal with you. What a

fool I was not to think of it before! You can't take away the knowledge

you gave me. You said I had a finer ear than you. And I can be civil

and kind to people, which is more than you can. Aha! That's done you,

Henry Higgins, it has. Now I don't care that [snapping her fingers] for

your bullying and your big talk. I'll advertize it in the papers that

your duchess is only a flower girl that you taught, and that she'll

teach anybody to be a duchess just the same in six months for a

thousand guineas. Oh, when I think of myself crawling under your feet

and being trampled on and called names, when all the time I had only to

lift up my finger to be as good as you, I could just kick myself.

HIGGINS [wondering at her] You damned impudent slut, you! But it's

better than snivelling; better than fetching slippers and finding

spectacles, isn't it? [Rising] By George, Eliza, I said I'd make a

woman of you; and I have. I like you like this.

LIZA. Yes: you turn round and make up to me now that I'm not afraid of

you, and can do without you.