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shelter from the rain without being insulted, etc., etc., etc. [She is

conducted by the more sympathetic demonstrators back to her plinth,

where she resumes her seat and struggles with her emotion].

THE BYSTANDER. He ain't a tec. He's a blooming busybody: that's what he

is. I tell you, look at his boots.

THE NOTE TAKER [turning on him genially] And how are all your people

down at Selsey?

THE BYSTANDER [suspiciously] Who told you my people come from Selsey?

THE NOTE TAKER. Never you mind. They did. [To the girl] How do you come

to be up so far east? You were born in Lisson Grove.

THE FLOWER GIRL [appalled] Oh, what harm is there in my leaving Lisson

Grove? It wasn't fit for a pig to live in; and I had to pay

four-and-six a week. [In tears] Oh, boo--hoo--oo--

THE NOTE TAKER. Live where you like; but stop that noise.

THE GENTLEMAN [to the girl] Come, come! he can't touch you: you have a

right to live where you please.

A SARCASTIC BYSTANDER [thrusting himself between the note taker and the

gentleman] Park Lane, for instance. I'd like to go into the Housing

Question with you, I would.

THE FLOWER GIRL [subsiding into a brooding melancholy over her basket,

and talking very low-spiritedly to herself] I'm a good girl, I am.

THE SARCASTIC BYSTANDER [not attending to her] Do you know where _I_

come from?

THE NOTE TAKER [promptly] Hoxton.

Titterings. Popular interest in the note taker's performance increases.

THE SARCASTIC ONE [amazed] Well, who said I didn't? Bly me! You know

everything, you do.

THE FLOWER GIRL [still nursing her sense of injury] Ain't no call to

meddle with me, he ain't.

THE BYSTANDER [to her] Of course he ain't. Don't you stand it from him.

[To the note taker] See here: what call have you to know about people

what never offered to meddle with you? Where's your warrant?

SEVERAL BYSTANDERS [encouraged by this seeming point of law] Yes:

where's your warrant?

THE FLOWER GIRL. Let him say what he likes. I don't want to have no

truck with him.

THE BYSTANDER. You take us for dirt under your feet, don't you? Catch

you taking liberties with a gentleman!

THE SARCASTIC BYSTANDER. Yes: tell HIM where he come from if you want

to go fortune-telling.

THE NOTE TAKER. Cheltenham, Harrow, Cambridge, and India.

THE GENTLEMAN. Quite right. [Great laughter. Reaction in the note

taker's favor. Exclamations of He knows all about it. Told him proper.

Hear him tell the toff where he come from? etc.]. May I ask, sir, do

you do this for your living at a music hall?