Don Quixote - Part I - Page 128/400

Sancho Panza, who also regarded the amendment of his master as

miraculous, begged him to give him what was left in the pigskin, which

was no small quantity. Don Quixote consented, and he, taking it with both

hands, in good faith and with a better will, gulped down and drained off

very little less than his master. But the fact is, that the stomach of

poor Sancho was of necessity not so delicate as that of his master, and

so, before vomiting, he was seized with such gripings and retchings, and

such sweats and faintness, that verily and truly be believed his last

hour had come, and finding himself so racked and tormented he cursed the

balsam and the thief that had given it to him.

Don Quixote seeing him in this state said, "It is my belief, Sancho, that

this mischief comes of thy not being dubbed a knight, for I am persuaded

this liquor cannot be good for those who are not so."

"If your worship knew that," returned Sancho--"woe betide me and all my

kindred!--why did you let me taste it?"

At this moment the draught took effect, and the poor squire began to

discharge both ways at such a rate that the rush mat on which he had

thrown himself and the canvas blanket he had covering him were fit for

nothing afterwards. He sweated and perspired with such paroxysms and

convulsions that not only he himself but all present thought his end had

come. This tempest and tribulation lasted about two hours, at the end of

which he was left, not like his master, but so weak and exhausted that he

could not stand. Don Quixote, however, who, as has been said, felt

himself relieved and well, was eager to take his departure at once in

quest of adventures, as it seemed to him that all the time he loitered

there was a fraud upon the world and those in it who stood in need of his

help and protection, all the more when he had the security and confidence

his balsam afforded him; and so, urged by this impulse, he saddled

Rocinante himself and put the pack-saddle on his squire's beast, whom

likewise he helped to dress and mount the ass; after which he mounted his

horse and turning to a corner of the inn he laid hold of a pike that

stood there, to serve him by way of a lance. All that were in the inn,

who were more than twenty persons, stood watching him; the innkeeper's

daughter was likewise observing him, and he too never took his eyes off

her, and from time to time fetched a sigh that he seemed to pluck up from

the depths of his bowels; but they all thought it must be from the pain

he felt in his ribs; at any rate they who had seen him plastered the

night before thought so.