Don Quixote - Part I - Page 144/400

"Then what the devil brought you here, being a churchman?" said Don

Quixote.

"What, senor?" said the other. "My bad luck."

"Then still worse awaits you," said Don Quixote, "if you do not satisfy

me as to all I asked you at first."

"You shall be soon satisfied," said the licentiate; "you must know, then,

that though just now I said I was a licentiate, I am only a bachelor, and

my name is Alonzo Lopez; I am a native of Alcobendas, I come from the

city of Baeza with eleven others, priests, the same who fled with the

torches, and we are going to the city of Segovia accompanying a dead body

which is in that litter, and is that of a gentleman who died in Baeza,

where he was interred; and now, as I said, we are taking his bones to

their burial-place, which is in Segovia, where he was born."

"And who killed him?" asked Don Quixote.

"God, by means of a malignant fever that took him," answered the

bachelor.

"In that case," said Don Quixote, "the Lord has relieved me of the task

of avenging his death had any other slain him; but, he who slew him

having slain him, there is nothing for it but to be silent, and shrug

one's shoulders; I should do the same were he to slay myself; and I would

have your reverence know that I am a knight of La Mancha, Don Quixote by

name, and it is my business and calling to roam the world righting wrongs

and redressing injuries."

"I do not know how that about righting wrongs can be," said the bachelor,

"for from straight you have made me crooked, leaving me with a broken leg

that will never see itself straight again all the days of its life; and

the injury you have redressed in my case has been to leave me injured in

such a way that I shall remain injured for ever; and the height of

misadventure it was to fall in with you who go in search of adventures."

"Things do not all happen in the same way," answered Don Quixote; "it all

came, Sir Bachelor Alonzo Lopez, of your going, as you did, by night,

dressed in those surplices, with lighted torches, praying, covered with

mourning, so that naturally you looked like something evil and of the

other world; and so I could not avoid doing my duty in attacking you, and

I should have attacked you even had I known positively that you were the

very devils of hell, for such I certainly believed and took you to be."