Don Quixote - Part I - Page 151/400

"Take it for granted he brought them all across," said Don Quixote, "and

don't keep going and coming in this way, or thou wilt not make an end of

bringing them over this twelvemonth."

"How many have gone across so far?" said Sancho.

"How the devil do I know?" replied Don Quixote.

"There it is," said Sancho, "what I told you, that you must keep a good

count; well then, by God, there is an end of the story, for there is no

going any farther."

"How can that be?" said Don Quixote; "is it so essential to the story to

know to a nicety the goats that have crossed over, that if there be a

mistake of one in the reckoning, thou canst not go on with it?"

"No, senor, not a bit," replied Sancho; "for when I asked your worship to

tell me how many goats had crossed, and you answered you did not know, at

that very instant all I had to say passed away out of my memory, and,

faith, there was much virtue in it, and entertainment."

"So, then," said Don Quixote, "the story has come to an end?"

"As much as my mother has," said Sancho.

"In truth," said Don Quixote, "thou hast told one of the rarest stories,

tales, or histories, that anyone in the world could have imagined, and

such a way of telling it and ending it was never seen nor will be in a

lifetime; though I expected nothing else from thy excellent

understanding. But I do not wonder, for perhaps those ceaseless strokes

may have confused thy wits."

"All that may be," replied Sancho, "but I know that as to my story, all

that can be said is that it ends there where the mistake in the count of

the passage of the goats begins."

"Let it end where it will, well and good," said Don Quixote, "and let us

see if Rocinante can go;" and again he spurred him, and again Rocinante

made jumps and remained where he was, so well tied was he.

Just then, whether it was the cold of the morning that was now

approaching, or that he had eaten something laxative at supper, or that

it was only natural (as is most likely), Sancho felt a desire to do what

no one could do for him; but so great was the fear that had penetrated

his heart, he dared not separate himself from his master by as much as

the black of his nail; to escape doing what he wanted was, however, also

impossible; so what he did for peace's sake was to remove his right hand,

which held the back of the saddle, and with it to untie gently and

silently the running string which alone held up his breeches, so that on

loosening it they at once fell down round his feet like fetters; he then

raised his shirt as well as he could and bared his hind quarters, no slim

ones. But, this accomplished, which he fancied was all he had to do to

get out of this terrible strait and embarrassment, another still greater

difficulty presented itself, for it seemed to him impossible to relieve

himself without making some noise, and he ground his teeth and squeezed

his shoulders together, holding his breath as much as he could; but in

spite of his precautions he was unlucky enough after all to make a little

noise, very different from that which was causing him so much fear.