Don Quixote - Part I - Page 154/400

Don Quixote, then, seeing that Sancho was turning him into ridicule, was

so mortified and vexed that he lifted up his pike and smote him two such

blows that if, instead of catching them on his shoulders, he had caught

them on his head there would have been no wages to pay, unless indeed to

his heirs. Sancho seeing that he was getting an awkward return in earnest

for his jest, and fearing his master might carry it still further, said

to him very humbly, "Calm yourself, sir, for by God I am only joking."

"Well, then, if you are joking I am not," replied Don Quixote. "Look

here, my lively gentleman, if these, instead of being fulling hammers,

had been some perilous adventure, have I not, think you, shown the

courage required for the attempt and achievement? Am I, perchance, being,

as I am, a gentleman, bound to know and distinguish sounds and tell

whether they come from fulling mills or not; and that, when perhaps, as

is the case, I have never in my life seen any as you have, low boor as

you are, that have been born and bred among them? But turn me these six

hammers into six giants, and bring them to beard me, one by one or all

together, and if I do not knock them head over heels, then make what

mockery you like of me."

"No more of that, senor," returned Sancho; "I own I went a little too far

with the joke. But tell me, your worship, now that peace is made between

us (and may God bring you out of all the adventures that may befall you

as safe and sound as he has brought you out of this one), was it not a

thing to laugh at, and is it not a good story, the great fear we were

in?--at least that I was in; for as to your worship I see now that you

neither know nor understand what either fear or dismay is."

"I do not deny," said Don Quixote, "that what happened to us may be worth

laughing at, but it is not worth making a story about, for it is not

everyone that is shrewd enough to hit the right point of a thing."

"At any rate," said Sancho, "your worship knew how to hit the right point

with your pike, aiming at my head and hitting me on the shoulders, thanks

be to God and my own smartness in dodging it. But let that pass; all will

come out in the scouring; for I have heard say 'he loves thee well that

makes thee weep;' and moreover that it is the way with great lords after

any hard words they give a servant to give him a pair of breeches; though

I do not know what they give after blows, unless it be that

knights-errant after blows give islands, or kingdoms on the mainland."