Don Quixote - Part I - Page 158/400

"I will take care to stand aside," said Sancho; "but God grant, I say

once more, that it may be marjoram and not fulling mills."

"I have told thee, brother, on no account to mention those fulling mills

to me again," said Don Quixote, "or I vow--and I say no more-I'll full

the soul out of you."

Sancho held his peace in dread lest his master should carry out the vow

he had hurled like a bowl at him.

The fact of the matter as regards the helmet, steed, and knight that Don

Quixote saw, was this. In that neighbourhood there were two villages, one

of them so small that it had neither apothecary's shop nor barber, which

the other that was close to it had, so the barber of the larger served

the smaller, and in it there was a sick man who required to be bled and

another man who wanted to be shaved, and on this errand the barber was

going, carrying with him a brass basin; but as luck would have it, as he

was on the way it began to rain, and not to spoil his hat, which probably

was a new one, he put the basin on his head, and being clean it glittered

at half a league's distance. He rode upon a grey ass, as Sancho said, and

this was what made it seem to Don Quixote to be a dapple-grey steed and a

knight and a golden helmet; for everything he saw he made to fall in with

his crazy chivalry and ill-errant notions; and when he saw the poor

knight draw near, without entering into any parley with him, at

Rocinante's top speed he bore down upon him with the pike pointed low,

fully determined to run him through and through, and as he reached him,

without checking the fury of his charge, he cried to him:

"Defend thyself, miserable being, or yield me of thine own accord that

which is so reasonably my due."

The barber, who without any expectation or apprehension of it saw this

apparition coming down upon him, had no other way of saving himself from

the stroke of the lance but to let himself fall off his ass; and no

sooner had he touched the ground than he sprang up more nimbly than a

deer and sped away across the plain faster than the wind.

He left the basin on the ground, with which Don Quixote contented

himself, saying that the pagan had shown his discretion and imitated the

beaver, which finding itself pressed by the hunters bites and cuts off

with its teeth that for which, by its natural instinct, it knows it is

pursued.