Don Quixote - Part I - Page 197/400

"But what is to be done about the signature?" said Sancho.

"The letters of Amadis were never signed," said Don Quixote.

"That is all very well," said Sancho, "but the order must needs be

signed, and if it is copied they will say the signature is false, and I

shall be left without ass-colts."

"The order shall go signed in the same book," said Don Quixote, "and on

seeing it my niece will make no difficulty about obeying it; as to the

loveletter thou canst put by way of signature, 'Yours till death, the

Knight of the Rueful Countenance.' And it will be no great matter if it

is in some other person's hand, for as well as I recollect Dulcinea can

neither read nor write, nor in the whole course of her life has she seen

handwriting or letter of mine, for my love and hers have been always

platonic, not going beyond a modest look, and even that so seldom that I

can safely swear I have not seen her four times in all these twelve years

I have been loving her more than the light of these eyes that the earth

will one day devour; and perhaps even of those four times she has not

once perceived that I was looking at her: such is the retirement and

seclusion in which her father Lorenzo Corchuelo and her mother Aldonza

Nogales have brought her up."

"So, so!" said Sancho; "Lorenzo Corchuelo's daughter is the lady Dulcinea

del Toboso, otherwise called Aldonza Lorenzo?"

"She it is," said Don Quixote, "and she it is that is worthy to be lady

of the whole universe."

"I know her well," said Sancho, "and let me tell you she can fling a

crowbar as well as the lustiest lad in all the town. Giver of all good!

but she is a brave lass, and a right and stout one, and fit to be

helpmate to any knight-errant that is or is to be, who may make her his

lady: the whoreson wench, what sting she has and what a voice! I can tell

you one day she posted herself on the top of the belfry of the village to

call some labourers of theirs that were in a ploughed field of her

father's, and though they were better than half a league off they heard

her as well as if they were at the foot of the tower; and the best of her

is that she is not a bit prudish, for she has plenty of affability, and

jokes with everybody, and has a grin and a jest for everything. So, Sir

Knight of the Rueful Countenance, I say you not only may and ought to do

mad freaks for her sake, but you have a good right to give way to despair

and hang yourself; and no one who knows of it but will say you did well,

though the devil should take you; and I wish I were on my road already,

simply to see her, for it is many a day since I saw her, and she must be

altered by this time, for going about the fields always, and the sun and

the air spoil women's looks greatly. But I must own the truth to your

worship, Senor Don Quixote; until now I have been under a great mistake,

for I believed truly and honestly that the lady Dulcinea must be some

princess your worship was in love with, or some person great enough to

deserve the rich presents you have sent her, such as the Biscayan and the

galley slaves, and many more no doubt, for your worship must have won

many victories in the time when I was not yet your squire. But all things

considered, what good can it do the lady Aldonza Lorenzo, I mean the lady

Dulcinea del Toboso, to have the vanquished your worship sends or will

send coming to her and going down on their knees before her? Because may

be when they came she'd be hackling flax or threshing on the threshing

floor, and they'd be ashamed to see her, and she'd laugh, or resent the

present."