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"In that case," said the curate, "there is nothing more required than to

set about it at once, for beyond a doubt fortune is declaring itself in

our favour, since it has so unexpectedly begun to open a door for your

relief, and smoothed the way for us to our object."

Dorothea then took out of her pillow-case a complete petticoat of some

rich stuff, and a green mantle of some other fine material, and a

necklace and other ornaments out of a little box, and with these in an

instant she so arrayed herself that she looked like a great and rich

lady. All this, and more, she said, she had taken from home in case of

need, but that until then she had had no occasion to make use of it. They

were all highly delighted with her grace, air, and beauty, and declared

Don Fernando to be a man of very little taste when he rejected such

charms. But the one who admired her most was Sancho Panza, for it seemed

to him (what indeed was true) that in all the days of his life he had

never seen such a lovely creature; and he asked the curate with great

eagerness who this beautiful lady was, and what she wanted in these

out-of-the-way quarters.

"This fair lady, brother Sancho," replied the curate, "is no less a

personage than the heiress in the direct male line of the great kingdom

of Micomicon, who has come in search of your master to beg a boon of him,

which is that he redress a wrong or injury that a wicked giant has done

her; and from the fame as a good knight which your master has acquired

far and wide, this princess has come from Guinea to seek him."

"A lucky seeking and a lucky finding!" said Sancho Panza at this;

"especially if my master has the good fortune to redress that injury, and

right that wrong, and kill that son of a bitch of a giant your worship

speaks of; as kill him he will if he meets him, unless, indeed, he

happens to be a phantom; for my master has no power at all against

phantoms. But one thing among others I would beg of you, senor

licentiate, which is, that, to prevent my master taking a fancy to be an

archbishop, for that is what I'm afraid of, your worship would recommend

him to marry this princess at once; for in this way he will be disabled

from taking archbishop's orders, and will easily come into his empire,

and I to the end of my desires; I have been thinking over the matter

carefully, and by what I can make out I find it will not do for me that

my master should become an archbishop, because I am no good for the

Church, as I am married; and for me now, having as I have a wife and

children, to set about obtaining dispensations to enable me to hold a

place of profit under the Church, would be endless work; so that, senor,

it all turns on my master marrying this lady at once--for as yet I do not

know her grace, and so I cannot call her by her name."