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WHICH TREATS OF ADDRESS DISPLAYED BY THE FAIR DOROTHEA, WITH OTHER

MATTERS PLEASANT AND AMUSING

The curate had hardly ceased speaking, when Sancho said, "In faith, then,

senor licentiate, he who did that deed was my master; and it was not for

want of my telling him beforehand and warning him to mind what he was

about, and that it was a sin to set them at liberty, as they were all on

the march there because they were special scoundrels."

"Blockhead!" said Don Quixote at this, "it is no business or concern of

knights-errant to inquire whether any persons in affliction, in chains,

or oppressed that they may meet on the high roads go that way and suffer

as they do because of their faults or because of their misfortunes. It

only concerns them to aid them as persons in need of help, having regard

to their sufferings and not to their rascalities. I encountered a chaplet

or string of miserable and unfortunate people, and did for them what my

sense of duty demands of me, and as for the rest be that as it may; and

whoever takes objection to it, saving the sacred dignity of the senor

licentiate and his honoured person, I say he knows little about chivalry

and lies like a whoreson villain, and this I will give him to know to the

fullest extent with my sword;" and so saying he settled himself in his

stirrups and pressed down his morion; for the barber's basin, which

according to him was Mambrino's helmet, he carried hanging at the

saddle-bow until he could repair the damage done to it by the galley

slaves.

Dorothea, who was shrewd and sprightly, and by this time thoroughly

understood Don Quixote's crazy turn, and that all except Sancho Panza

were making game of him, not to be behind the rest said to him, on

observing his irritation, "Sir Knight, remember the boon you have

promised me, and that in accordance with it you must not engage in any

other adventure, be it ever so pressing; calm yourself, for if the

licentiate had known that the galley slaves had been set free by that

unconquered arm he would have stopped his mouth thrice over, or even

bitten his tongue three times before he would have said a word that

tended towards disrespect of your worship."

"That I swear heartily," said the curate, "and I would have even plucked

off a moustache."

"I will hold my peace, senora," said Don Quixote, "and I will curb the

natural anger that had arisen in my breast, and will proceed in peace and

quietness until I have fulfilled my promise; but in return for this

consideration I entreat you to tell me, if you have no objection to do

so, what is the nature of your trouble, and how many, who, and what are

the persons of whom I am to require due satisfaction, and on whom I am to

take vengeance on your behalf?"