Don Quixote - Part I - Page 241/400

"What thinkest thou now, friend Sancho?" said Don Quixote at this.

"Hearest thou that? Did I not tell thee so? See how we have already got a

kingdom to govern and a queen to marry!"

"On my oath it is so," said Sancho; "and foul fortune to him who won't

marry after slitting Senor Pandahilado's windpipe! And then, how

ill-favoured the queen is! I wish the fleas in my bed were that sort!"

And so saying he cut a couple of capers in the air with every sign of

extreme satisfaction, and then ran to seize the bridle of Dorothea's

mule, and checking it fell on his knees before her, begging her to give

him her hand to kiss in token of his acknowledgment of her as his queen

and mistress. Which of the bystanders could have helped laughing to see

the madness of the master and the simplicity of the servant? Dorothea

therefore gave her hand, and promised to make him a great lord in her

kingdom, when Heaven should be so good as to permit her to recover and

enjoy it, for which Sancho returned thanks in words that set them all

laughing again.

"This, sirs," continued Dorothea, "is my story; it only remains to tell

you that of all the attendants I took with me from my kingdom I have none

left except this well-bearded squire, for all were drowned in a great

tempest we encountered when in sight of port; and he and I came to land

on a couple of planks as if by a miracle; and indeed the whole course of

my life is a miracle and a mystery as you may have observed; and if I

have been over minute in any respect or not as precise as I ought, let it

be accounted for by what the licentiate said at the beginning of my tale,

that constant and excessive troubles deprive the sufferers of their

memory."

"They shall not deprive me of mine, exalted and worthy princess," said

Don Quixote, "however great and unexampled those which I shall endure in

your service may be; and here I confirm anew the boon I have promised

you, and I swear to go with you to the end of the world until I find

myself in the presence of your fierce enemy, whose haughty head I trust

by the aid of my arm to cut off with the edge of this--I will not say

good sword, thanks to Gines de Pasamonte who carried away mine"--(this he

said between his teeth, and then continued), "and when it has been cut

off and you have been put in peaceful possession of your realm it shall

be left to your own decision to dispose of your person as may be most

pleasing to you; for so long as my memory is occupied, my will enslaved,

and my understanding enthralled by her-I say no more--it is impossible

for me for a moment to contemplate marriage, even with a Phoenix."